GROUP CHAT AU

sleep deprived kids (suits you right for staying up so long)

DREAM BOY:
I feel like shit

Woodie:
Next time don't stay up until half past four

Woodie:
And don't get me into that too

Geoff:
I have been up since four and you two are still not here

Woodie:
We're on our way, I promise

Count Remington:
Emerson and me too

Count Remington:
We've got coffee

Geoff:
You're my new favourite people

DREAM BOY:
Otto get in the car I have to fight a bitch

DREAM BOY:
They're stealing our Geoff

Woodie:
Too tired

Woodie:
Geoff, I'll take the closing shift but please let me get more sleep

Geoff:
Fine

Geoff:
But Awsten you have to come

DREAM BOY:
fuck you Otto

Woodie:
Night

Count Remington:
We're there

Count Remington:
Wait, the shop's not open yet?

Geoff:
No?
We open at nine

Mr Danzig
And why did I have to get up then?

DREAM BOY:
WOAH NEW PERSON

Count Remington:
That would be Sebastian

Mr Danzig:
Holy fuck
Who's that highlighter over there?

Mr Danzig:
Is he supposed to walk up to us?

Emerson:
Damn, that's some fucking bright green

Geoff:
Did you just jump three innocent people Awsten?

DREAM BOY:
OPEN THE DOOR AND I'LL TELL YOU

Count Remington:
I have coffee
Read 7.56 am

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DREAM BOY:
Otto get up

DREAM BOY:
Otto

DREAM BOY:
Otto

DREAM BOY:
Otto

Woodie:
What do you want

DREAM BOY:
Geoff said your shift is about to start

DREAM BOY:
And I want company

Woodie:
You won't stop bothering me until I'm there right?

DREAM BOY:
absolutely

Woodie:
Why are you like this

Count Remington:
Not to interrupt you two but I'm literally right here

Count Remington:
You made me shut up so you could talk to Otto

DREAM BOY:
Shut up

Count Remington:
See what I'm talking about?

Woodie:
I'm on my way

Mr Danzig:
CUTE GIRL SPOTTED!

Mr Danzig:
I REPEAT

Mr Danzig:
CUTE GIRL SPOTTED

Count Remington:
WHERE?

Count Remington:
IS SHE THE ONE YOU'RE MAKING MOON EYES AT IN THE CAFÉ ACROSS THE STREET

Mr Danzig:
YES

Mr Danzig:
WHAT DO I DO NOW

Geoff:
This sounds familiar

Emerson:
Feel my pain

Emerson:
Sebastian go and talk to her

Emerson:
How am I the youngest?

Woodie:
Wait, now I'm invested

Woodie:
Gimme updates

DREAM BOY:
he walked up to her
His hands are shaking
I can see that from here, wtf
Step up your game Sebastian, you're never gonna get her like this

Emerson:
How did you type that so fast?

Geoff:
Wanted to impress his husbososlsl

DREAM BOY:
As I was saying
Wtf she laughed

DREAM BOY:
Now, her hand is on his arm

DREAM BOY:
Oh my God, they're exchanging phone numbers

Woodie:
Thanks Aws

Woodie:
And what happened to Geoff

DREAM BOY:
NOTHING

Geoff:
I have my phone back
Otto are you texting and driving?

Woodie:
Of course not, I'm having breakfast

Woodie:
You're like my morning paper

DREAM BOY:
BACK AT OUR SWEETHEARTS:
Sebastian is now leaning over to her

DREAM BOY:
Damn, if you kiss her already I'm gonna slap both of you

DREAM BOY:
No kissing before the first date

Count Remington:
Never knew that he could be so smooth

Emerson:
I don't wanna see that

DREAM BOY:
nevermind, he's coming back

DREAM BOY:
Oooh he's smiling

Woodie:
I'm gonna get going now
See you in ten

Mr Danzig:
HER NAME IS LARISA
WE HAVE A DATW TOMORROW

Count Remington:
They're growing up so fast

Emerson:
We joined this chat yesterday and I already know that I'm never able to leave again

Mr Danzig:
Oh fuck, that wasn't our private chat?

Geoff:
Nope
You're stuck with us

Mr Danzig:
I can live with that

Woodie:
Last chance to get out

Count Remington:
Absolutely not

Emerson:
Yeah, we're staying you're weird and cool

DREAM BOY:
OTTO HE CALLED US COOL
WE MADE IT

Woodie:
But do we wanna make it?
Don't we just wanna

Mr Danzig:
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE REFERENCE??

DREAM BOY:
HELL YEAH

Count Remington:
It's settled , we're never going again