GROUP CHAT AU

are these cats?

MilkyWay:
Kristin why id the house makijg noises?

Geoff:
A ghost?

Ryan:
Rats?

Larisa:
Wind?

Wentzy:
An affair hiding in the closet?

Gee:
Top earlt fro shiy

Ieroween:
I've been trying to get you out of bed with coffee for half an hour and for that you check your phone?

Ray:
Way brothers at their best

Count Remington:
It's past ten

Mr Danzig:
Normal people are at work

Gee:
That's why we're in a band

MilkyWay:
To be able to sleep

Ieroween:
That's the most ironic thing I ever read

Ray:
If I wanted to get a healthy amount of sleep I would have done literally anything else

Emerson:
But did you find the thing that's making noises?

Tree guy:
Kristin has been suspiciously quiet

MilkyWay:
What the FUCK

Kristin:
Surprise?

MilkyWay:
Are there two kittens on my kitchen counter?

Kristin:
Maybe?

Gee:
KITTENS? YIU HAVE KITTENS??

Ieroween:
I hate you

Ieroween:
I'm standing here forgotten with two cups of coffee while Gee is screeching at his phone

Ieroween:
Kristin why do you have to do this to me

Kristin:
My coworker's cat was pregnant and she offered them to me! I couldn't say no, right?

MilkyWay:
They're cute though

DREAM BOY:
YOU ARE CAT PARENTS?

Kristin:
A little bit I guess?

Pattycakes:
What are their names?

Kristin:
Bunny and Demon

Woodie:
Hey, the last sounds like you Awsten

DREAM BOY:
GEOFF OTTO IS MEAN TO ME

Geoff:
Your boyfriend your problem

MilkyWay:
I like the names

MilkyWay:
Who is who?

Kristin:
The boy is Bunny and the girl is Demon

Gee:
Frankie, we're visiting Mikey today

Wentzy:
Aren't you allergic to cats?

Mr Danzig:
Why do you know that?

Gee:
I don't care? I wanna see kittens

Ieroween:
Get out of bed and come to the kitchen and we'll see

Gee:
But that's so far awayyyyy

Tree guy:
Mood

Ryan:
You're really not a morning person darling

Tree guy:
I never understood how you could be so happy before ten