GROUP CHAT AU

Pete has arrived

Woodie added Wentzy

Wentzy:
HELLO

DREAM BOY:
HELLO NEW PERSON

Count Remington:
Hello

Count Remington:
Who are you?

Geoff:
Wait, Wentzy as in Pete Wentz

Wentzy:
The very one
Hello Geoffrey

Geoff:
Don't ever call me that again

Geoff:
Since when you do have an account?

Woodie:
His boyfriend forced him to so they could talk to their friends

Woodie:
And he messaged me
Yes, he told me that already

DREAM BOY:
WHY NOT ME?

Wentzy:
Because I found Otto easier

Wentzy:
Also Andy and Joe are touring rn so they forced me as 'goodbye gift'

Emerson:
Not to be rude but am I supposed to know you?

Wentzy:
Nope, probably not

Wentzy:
I went to school with these fuckers looked out for little Awsten there and then they never stopped talking to me

DREAM BOY:
rude

DREAM BOY:
You love us

DREAM BOY:
And you're only like a year older so stop the bullying

Woodie:
Rich words from you Awsten

Woodie:
Anyway, I ran into Pete today and apparently he lives like five minutes away from us

Wentzy:
That is correct

Wentzy:
I'm gonna add Patrick so he knows that I have friends

Wentzy added Pattycakes

Pattycakes:
I hate you for this username

Geoff:
I'm assuming that you're the boyfriend in question

DREAM BOY:
WAIT YOU SNAGGED PATRICK STUMP?

Wentzy:
YES HE ACTUALLY AGREED TO DATE ME

Woodie:
Very bad decision buddy

Woodie:
You were the kid with the awesome soul voice right?

Pattycakes:
Yeah, we played drums together, remember?

Woodie:
Right!

Woodie:
That was fun, nice to hear from you again

Count Remington:
Hello, we're new to the friend group who are you guys?

Wentzy:
You made friends Awsten? I'm impressed

DREAM BOY:
FUCK YOU

DREAM BOY:
That jackass is Pete Wentz as you might have noticed, he went to our school and the other one is Patrick (apparently his boyfriend) and he sings amazingly

Pattycakes:
Thanks Awsten but no

Wentzy:
Patrick

Wentzy:
Baby

Wentzy:
Love of my life

Wentzy:
Your voice is that of an angel

Mr Danzig:
New people?
I'm Sebastian, hi

Pattycakes:
Nice to meet you!

Pattycakes:
Are there more here?

Count Remington:
Yup

Emerson:
Yeah, hi

Pattycakes:
Cool

Pattycakes:
I like your names, they sound like something out of the 17th century

Mr Danzig:
Yeah, mom was very creative there

Wentzy:
You're related?

Count Remington:
Yeah, Emerson is baby

Emerson:
You're not the oldest either so shut up

Count Remington:
But I'm older than you

Emerson:
THREE FUCKING YEARS
IT'S NOT THAT MUCH

Count Remington:
YES IT IS

Mr Danzig:
But I'm the oldest

Mr Danzig:
Wait, I'm the oldest in the chat

Geoff:
Grandpa

Woodie:
Yeah, because you're the dad here

Geoff:
If you would listen to me-

Wentzy:
Hey, Awsten what's the current hair colour

DREAM BOY:
BRIGHT GREEN

DREAM BOY:
YOU WANNA SEE A PICTURE

Pattycakes:
He's vibrating with excitement wtf

Pattycakes:
So yes please, I want to go back to cuddling

DREAM BOY:

Woodie:
He forced us to pose with him

Count Remington:
HAHAHA
I CAN SEE YOUR PAIN

Woodie:
WELL NICE THAT MY PAIN IS YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

Pattycakes:
Your hair looks really good, Awsten
Pete just said 'nice' in a weird voice

Wentzy:
Don't expose me Trick

Pattycakes:
Don't look at Awsten and ignore me

Mr Danzig:
Ouch

Wentzy:
Love you baby

Pattycakes:
...
Good for you

Count Remington:
Wait, is he actually mad

Wentzy:
Nah, Trick could never

Wentzy:
Okay yes, but not over this

Pattycakes:
You're weird

Pattycakes:
Come here and put that phone away, I wanna watch a movie with you

Emerson:
Did you just type that with him in the same room?

Pattycakes:
Pete's in the bathroom

Pattycakes:
Don't ask me why he checks his phone there

Wentzy:
Coming!

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I know I know, the usernames are horrible but I'm too lazy to think of something else. Oh, and if you want to like add something in particular here, please tell me I'm pretty open to suggestions haha