[The group is separated, trying to survive one night in the woods without each other]
Narrator: Shifter's probably running around screaming 'What's Up' at plants.
Shifter, yelling at tree: Oh, what you want? What?!
Narrator: Dixen at this point has to have stripped down and tried to become nature.
Dixen, down to their shorts: Time to play a game of 'Can I eat you?'. [looks at plant] Can I eat you?
Narrator: And god, I just hope Ganxer's not dead.
Ganxer, in a tent: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.
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Lucia: How is it like?
Jinx: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Lucia: Unless it kills you.
Jinx: [sighs] Thanks. I needed that.
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Tyche: Enjoy your ride, Bene.
Benefit: No, you can't call me that.
Tyche: Why not? That's what Alex called you.
Benefit: Alex knew me longer, and Alex had a plan.
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Alvin: You could at least ask to have some of my Halloween candy!
Ghost: You'd say no anyways.
Alvin: BECAUSE YOU KEEP STEALING IT!
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Puri: Hey, guys! Watch me do the "grouchy Apollo"!
Apollo , distantly: Stop naming moves after me!
Puri, imitating Apollo: Everyone's an idiot except for me!
Apollo: Well, it's true!
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Zecora: [walks into a five star restaurant and decks the head chef while Ragdoll watches and takes notes]
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[Inkwell creeps up on Felicity, who's asleep, to try to give them a scare]
Inkwell, leaning closer to Felicity: [screams]
Felicity, waking up calmly: [blinks twice] [slaps Inkwell in the face] [goes back to sleep]
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Stuffed animal: [has fur covering its eyes]
Ikuzu: [gently fixes it]
Ikuzu: There you go, you can see!
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Silver: How petty are you?
Magna: I once edited a wikipedia page to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Ganxer: [drawing a pentagram on the floor]
Animal Control: What are you doing?
Ganxer: You told me to satanize the house.
Animal Control: I SAID SANITIZE.
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Zecora: Oh no! The cheese is falling apart!
Xphese, Zecora's ex: Just like our relationship.
Zecora:
Alvin: They're right, though.
Xphese: Thanks.
Zecora: Hey!
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Tyche: OKAY LUCIA, CAN YOU STOP MURDERING PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP!?
Lucia: YOU HAVE SIX HUMAN TAXIDERMIES IN YOUR BASEMENT!
Tyche: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT!!!
Nemesis: This is why I never invite you two.
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Parcy: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Becca: Did you just make that up?
Parcy: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Becca:
Parcy: A really long fortune cookie.
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