Random Events

Something Seems Off......

(I want to add something before we start if you see Ganxer: I am in Linxer's body. If you see text without a name, it is most likely not me.)

Narrator was reading one of her book, she strangely had a smile on her face.

Ganxer passed by her.

Narrator: Hi, Gan! She said in a happy tone.

Ganxer: Hi....? 

Narrator: How are you today?

Ganxer: I am okay..... Um.. are you alright?

Narrator: Mhm! I am very happy!

Ganxer: And that is what concerns me...

Narrator: Why? I do this every year!

Ganxer: You do....? I don't remember you doing this....

Narrator: Haha! You are funny. I know you of all people wouldn't forget what today is! 

Ganxer: Yeah..... I know what today is- Ganxer rushed away.

Ganxer: What was today...? Ugh... stupid forgetful noggin.... 

Inkwell: Hey, Gan! You ready for today?

Ganxer: I hate to admit it... but I have totally forgotten what today is.....

Inkwell: Lemme guess..... you haven't checked your calendar lately..?

Ganxer: nu ;v;

Inkwell: she sighed. Well I will tell you, but you need to remember these.... It is Narrator's birthday today.

Ganxer: Shit- It is?!

Inkwell: Yep! And I already have a present for her..

Ganxer: That explains why she was in a good mood today...... Wait- Shit I gotta get a gift- Bye Inky!

Inkwell: Mumbles A thank you would've been nice...

. . .

Narrator: I hate how I have to act all happy today.... I guess it will boost Ganxer's mood..... I hope she doesn't do anything stupid today like last year.... 

A year ago

Happy Birthday Peachy! Here is my gift to you. She handed Peach a gift.

Narrator: She opened the gift and it was a little bow.

It goes with your red eyes, so I thought it would be perfect!

Narrator: Thank you, I love it! She put the bow in her hair. 

Now! Cake!

Narrator: :D

Zecora brought out a cake and set it on the table.

Flare approached with the lighter to light the candles. She lit the candle and the whole table caught on fire.

The fuck-

Narrator scrambled away to not get burned.

The cake and the table were destroyed.

Present

Narrator: Let's hope Ganxer is smart enough to not do this on an extremely flammable table.....

. . .

Ganxer: Um.... um.... crab cakes.... what should I do?! I don't have a cake ordered... I don't have a gift..... crumble muffins..... this is gonna be a chaotic day....

She was making a small vanilla cake and her whole body was covered in a hair net, she did not want any of Linxer's blue fur in the cake.

As she was making it, she was thinking of a good present to give Narrator.

. . .

Zecora: Alright everyone! Remember the plan. Keep Narrator out of this room for right now. Chiniue, make those streamers a little higher. Diago, make sure your DJ booth is working.... Benefit, make sure the flowers are in alignment. Ragdoll, finish up that cake! Let's show our narrator some love that she deserves! 

Puri was decorating the room with some of his stardust she had in her pouch. The room glistened.

Layla was making narrator a blue flower crown.

 Jinx was playing tetris with the gifts (there were only a few... but he had nothing else to do.)

A half an hour later. 

Ganxer walks in the room carrying a cake covered with Narrators favorite things and a small gift.

Ganxer: Hm?

Zecora: Oh! You are just in time! You didnt have to bring cake though.. we got that covered...

Ganxer: I didnt even know you guys were doing this-

Zecora: Mhm! You can set the cake... by the other cake I guess.... 

The other cake was much different from the cake Ganxer's, but she set it next to the other cake. 

Zecora: Okay! Now if things went accordingly... Narrator should be here soon. Positions everyone!

Ganxer: Positions?

Zecora: Just go hide somewhere. 

Ghost turned off the lights.

They all hid somewhere, and soon enough Narrator walked in.

Narrator turned on the lights.

Everyone but Narrator: SURPRISE! Everyone jumped out.

Narrator jumped at the sudden surprise.

Dixen: Happy New Year!

Felicity elbowed Dixen, signalling that is was the wrong occasion. 

Dixen: What...?

Since there is a little lazy bean at her computer writing this, the events that happened at the party that were not important, or viewed as important will not be included. Thank you lazy potato, you are welcome other lazy potato, you are welcome lazy potato.

Narrator had opened all her gifts, that were surprisingly in a neat tidy square, thanks to Jinx.  She only had Ganxer's gift left.

Ganxer: I know it isn't much.. but I hope you like it. 

Narrator sneezed at the pollen coming from the flower crown on her head. 

Narrator; I am sure it is amazing. And before I open it, I just want to thank you all for the best birthday ever. Much better than the last one... Wait- There isn't anything extremely flammable here.. right? 

Zecora: No I don't think so-

Narrator: okay.. good.

Narrator opened the gift to reveal a blue, cute, small, alpaca plush. 

Narrator: Oh my goodness- it is so cute! Thank you Gan!

Ganxer: Your welcome She was nervous Narrator would find out she just bought that today.

. . . 

The rest of the day Narrator spent eating the cake Ganxer brought, she claimed it as hers and no one else's. 

Narrator: Mine!

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