Random Events

Lots Of Losses

Kayla took a bigggggggg stretch.

It was so nice to live in the overworld with her other friends!
Though she did miss her bbq joint, this was still fun.

She walked into the kitchen to see a scaaary static.

Oh no, this won't do!

Kayla walked over to the static and tapped it on the shoulder.

The static looked over, Oh my, why have you suddenly had the urge to walk up and tap me on the shoulder politely?

You are a health hazard to this facility and you need to leave before you cause infection to any of the food you are contaminating

The static cried a singular tear, I just soley want bacon and eggs, Kayla Kangaroo, leader of a random shit down bbq joint.

No, this shall not pass, you have a disease and must not be cooking in the kitchen.

Kayla pulled out a pair of gloves before handing them to the static. There you go, champ, put those on.

The static smiling before putting on the gloves.

Now you have fallen right into my trap static, you have found yourself wearing metal gloves!

The static gasped at the agony, before suddenly appearing curled up on the floor crying.

Kayla smiled at them before taking their bacon and eggs with her on a frying pan and leaving.

Draco stretched out in the coach reading a book on the tv screen. It seemed like he was really invested until he got to the part where Patricia left José for a guy who wouldnt treat her right.
He burnt the tv to a crisp before he got up and left to go do something else.
Thorn found out and threw Draco into the abyss, until she saw another static nearby.
NEW FRIEND!!! She said as she ran and picked up the static by its ears and put them on her shoulders.

The static seemed scared but accepted.

She then jumped into an incinerator.

Manny was seeing how much cloth he could put in his hat before he couldn't pull it back out, but then he accidently got suckjng into his magic top hat, never to be seen again

Ikuzu was sitting in front of the cherry blossom trees until she noticed her sun blocked by something very VERY short.

She peeked open her eyes to see Anubis.

A golden light shined upon him.

Ikuzu looked him up and down.
Yeah, no i am not facing god...
She then choose to disconnect from the game.

Anubis kept walking.

He then knocked on the door of Ganxers house.

He was answered by Mr. Fox.

Oh... Hello, you person. Theres a static infestation right now. Not sure if you wanna come in. They are a little silly.

Anubis nodded, not saying a word, Mr. Fox understood and stepped aside.

Anubis looked around, the house was very clean other than the crayon in the wall, the giant spill of oil on the floor, the mouse traps randomly set all across the floor

Idk it looked clean tho, you tell me.

Anyways Anubis casually hovered over everything and came across Prane.

He thanos snapped Prane away and saved Reyes before patting him on the head.
Also all the statics dissappear cuz Prane is gone

Legend was suddenly free of Oliver. Anubis hovered over to Legend before picking him up and putting him in his inventory.

He then yoinked Telum out of the shadows and Spade and did the same thing.

Bones was also there ig and Anubis said he looked cool, which made Bones smile.

Bones then imploded of happiness.

Then Anubis left.

Linxer clapped as he left.

Narrator looked at Linxer, "What is happening?! Why is there so much bad grammar and spelling mistakes?"

Linxer smiled and Narrator. smiled at

Narrator winced before making her leave, middle fingers up. "Screw all of this, I am not going to be associated with this. Have fun working with Clover."

Linxer began to spin.

Static invasion over, happy ending, yippe, no one died other than Magna but no one liked him anyways. :)

(Prett3nd there is another 4000 words or something?)

And they all lived happily ever after and there was no consequences for any actions at all!

Mors then showed up and she was pretty cool.
Then I guess CaseOh showed up as the mystery character. Woah!!!

Many new friends and fun!!

Eveyone loves a happy ending!!!

And a truely evil story line

Happy April Fools! :)