Zecora : You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Xpheses : Are we-
Zecora : Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Jinx: Goodnight moon.
Jinx: Goodnight tree.
Jinx: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Outer: Night
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Benefit: So that's my plan.
Nemesis: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Benefit: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Nemesis: It fucking sucks.
Benefit: That's not constructive criticism.
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Inkwell: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Curly: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Ghost, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Shifter: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Ghost: Orange soda, please!
Shifter: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Linxer: Me too, strawberry soda.
Ghost:
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Benefit: Hans, my old arch enemy.
Jinx: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Benefit: I have a life outside of you, Jinx.
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Puri: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
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Dixen: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Ragdoll: What did you do?
Dixen: A MISTAKE
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Rahva: You know those things will kill you, right?
Xphese, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Benefit, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Layla: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Narator, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
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Random Events
RandomThis will happen in the SBF (Space between fandoms) Basically where all my OCs hang out (and some of Anubis's, Aisy's, Helena's, and Chaotic's), and I will post random events that happen to them, or there will just be random stuff here. THIS WAS INS...
