POGGER WOMAN

27.)

"Hey, what's up?" I answered the phone

"Oh whats your address me and George are coming to California" Clay answered
"Are you now" I laughed "Ill send it to you"

"Okay thanks byeee"

"Wait when are yo-" Oh okay he hung up on me ahem rude. After texting him my address I called Tommy. Its been a few weeks just trying to get happier and find peace in idk my mothers death damn that sounds wrong

"Hey y/n I'm streaming say hi!" He says all happy like always (not always but..)
"Hellooo bitchesss" I say with a slight laugh

"Yo chat is pissed, now they are saying they aren't going to simp anymore because- hold up" He was reading directly from chat "no simping" he adds

"Why noott??" I ask jokingly

"Because lets see how do I put this if there was a y/n simper next to me right? And a gun also next to me then uh lets just say there will NOT be a y/n simper next to me anymore but just a uh corpse" no he didnt I lost it there and started wheezing

"You did not just- cancel tommy caNCEL TOMMY" I just start laughing and he does too
"I actually hate you" he says laughing

"Oh c'mon don't lie to yourself you love me"

"I tolerate you"He responds

"You know if anyone is tolerating anyone its me because well have you uh met you" He went silent "what are you doing?"

"I was playing minecraft until you joined and NOW MY CHAT IS TELLING YOU TO POP OFF DONT TAKE HER SIDE SHE JUST A WOMEN AND SHES A BITCH"
He did not just oh my god
"TOMMY STOP BEING SEXIST" Wilbur joined the call and just yelled and left now I'm dying of laughter

"I cant even-" what is- "someones knocking on my door" I pick my phone up and start walking to the door
"Tommy watch it be a murder show up as my dad is getting groceries"

I grab a baseball bat I had hiding behind a plant because duh

"Don't go to the door y/n" he says seriously
"I'm fine i have a bat"
"No don-you have a bat what the fuck" he say loudly
"Shut up" I say quickly turning him down as I hear another knock
I crack the door open just a bit the bat on handy
"Jesus christ I thought yous were a murder"
"Why the fuck- what were you going to do with that bat" Clay asks about to start wheezing
I open the door wider so they can come in

"I was going to knock you the fuck out"

"Sure you were" George says laughing

"Do you want to try me george" I deadpanned

"No please put the bat down"

My phone starts beeping with text messages from.. Tommy. I turned up my volume so i could hear him better.

"Y/N WHO IS IT"

"ITS GEORGE AND CL-DREAM STOP YELLING... ill talk to you late good bye" I say hanging up
"Want to get icecream?"

"YES" George yelled

Me and clay "shushed" him at the same time

I walked to my room grab my keys and wallet

"Okay lets go"
I texted my dad telling him I'm going out and texted mark im picking him up

"Why do you have keys?" George asked

"Because i can drive?" I said as if it was obvious

"Can we pick up Mark too" Clay asked

"Omg yous are so slow i already texted him"

"Ohh" they both said in unison

We all get in the car and I drive to Marks house

"Get in loser were getting ice cream" I yell out the window as we pull up to his house. He was waiting on the porch.

"Why is that walk from my porch to your car so.. awkward" he asks getting in the passenger seat George and Clay were in the back

"Because your awkward... now buckle up or ill purposely kill you" I shoot back

" I KNEW YOU WERE NOT ABLE TO DRIVE" George yells

"SHUT UP I CAN DRIVE JUST FINE" I yell back, driving to mine and Marks favorite ice cream place.

"Get me my usual I don't wanna come in" I say to Mark as he closes the car door

I opened my phone to text Tommy

Tomathy <3

....

....

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Are we doing this

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Thats a yes isnt it

...

Why is george and clay there

Idk they just showed up lol

Oh cool

Yea, whats wrong?

Nothing

Are you sure?

Ya

Sadinnit?

Boredinnit

I miss you :/

YES YOU SAID IT BACK

"Here your ice cream" Mark say getting in the car
"Nope nope no ice cream in the car I just vacuumed last week were eating at the table" I say pointing to the door

"Ugh" He groans? climbing back out the car

My phone dings

Tomathy <3

No reply :(

Sadinnt

Oo ik

I miss you too :D

Y/n?

Sorry I'm getting ice cream ttyl

Bye

"Y/N TAKE YOUR ICE CREAM" Mark yells

"Sorry" I say taking it from him

A/n: I wrote this at my dentist appointment lol
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