Ineffable Bureaucracy (One/twoshots)

Entry #5

Diary,

Leviathan attempted to teach me how to swim. And by attempt, I mean he drowned me repeatedly and then laughed at my struggle. I am the Lord of Flies. We do not swim.

I personally think that Leviathan dragged me to the sea simply so he could see Asmodeus in a bathing suit. It was fine by me, the more of a distraction she was the less I would have to do. She showed up in a slightly sheer black cover up and a black one piece. Somehow, the personification of lust always seemed to look so classy and polite when she wants to be.

I was wearing a black one piece as well, except mine has legs and arms. Leviathan said I looked like a fish. This is coming from the member of my court who can turn himself into a fish.

I still need a shower, I smell like Levi. I will write later.

Post Script: Assie took a picture of me and said something about the Archangel Gabriel. I do hope she isn't going to give it to him as blackmail.