Ineffable Bureaucracy (One/twoshots)

Tonight I'm Fucking You

Gabriel fidgeted. A lot. Especially when he was in a situation that made him nervous or uncomfortable. Kinda like now, where he was sitting first row in a strip club to watch a strip show for somebody who only went as 'Angel'.

Gabriel knew what strip clubs were, knew they spawned from lust and greed. But he also knew that not all the strippers were 'whores' and 'sluts' as people called them. In fact, he had had a very nice conversation with two of them about how they were in a lesbian relationship in college, but hadn't told their parents for fear they would reject them. He gave them each a thousand dollars, brushed a few men off of them, and went to sit down.

It was a "classy" establishment, one where you had to wear masks and prove you had no STDs or STIs before coming in. Gabriel's mask was lavender.

The seats were plush and black and very comfortable, with enough room for even Gabriel's large size. They had cup holders in the arm rests, and were all in a semi circle around the stage.

The stage was polished hard wood with a single silver pole in the middle and soft yet bright lights pointed right at it. The males and few females around him were already calling out for this 'Angel' to come out on the stage. And they were rewarded: every light but the stage lights went out.

There was cheering as the stage lights went out. And when they flashed back on, Gabriel's heart stopped. He knew them.

The tiny, pale feet were strapped into pure white heels with red bottoms. Long, pale, supple legs stretched up almost forever, thin legs stretching into thick, sweet, supple thighs. White lace, almost see through, panties sat on their hips. From their perfect hips that had a thin waist. They didn't have a very large chest but it was certainly there, and they were wearing a thin white bra. The lingerie was connected with thin white and gold straps that criss-crossed their stomach. Attached to their back were tiny angel wings. It was simple, but oh so sexy.

The face... the face was thin with a strong jaw, full lips, and big blue eyes, with their beautiful face framed by thick, gorgeous shaggy black hair. Gabriel was looking up at the Prince of Hell, the Lord of Flies, the secret love of his life: Beelzebub.

The demon, dressed as an angel, turned and spun around the pole, doing their routine to a song called "Tonight". Gabriel gawked and watched them, the lyric "tonight I'm fucking you" sticking in his mind the entire time.

Gabriel remembered the exact moment he fell in love with the demon:

They were meeting to discuss the two traitors and Gabriel had noticed that he had noticed a large amount of tiny little things about Beelzebub; The exact shade of their eyes, the length of their gorgeous black hair, the tiny little dimples, the small little freckles.... the long pale neck he wanted to mark... the long legs he wanted to bend in half, bite, suck, mark... the nearly flat chest he wanted to lick... He shook his head. " are you okay?" Beelzebub whispered. " yeah." He whispered back. He wasn't though.... he was in love.

He snapped out of his thoughts when something slid into his lap and ground down against his already very prominent erection.

"Did you like my show?" They whispered to him and he could only nod. He kept his hands at his sides. "You can touch me if you want."

"N-No." He shook his head and blushed. The demon picked up his hands by the wrist and laid them on their thighs.

"Please? It would make me feel special." They purred in his ear. They began giving him a lap dance, and he had never felt anything more amazing in his life. It was like he was back in heaven, or spreading his wings, or... or like he was getting a lap dance from his crush.

He leaned forward and whispered, "Beelzebub. It's me."

The demon in his lap looked up and met his eyes and smirked before continuing to grind on him and give him a lap dance, seeming to not care it was their 'worst enemy'.

Gabriel was slowly loosing his mind. He was so hard it hurt and all he wanted was to bend Beelzebub over the stage and fuck them so hard they won't be able to walk anymore.

Beelzebub seemed to understand what he wanted and slipped something into his hand whispering, "Tonight I'm fucking you," before getting up and sauntering off, leaving him there with a raging boner.
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A few hours later, Gabriel was laid out on a hotel bed looking up at the paper in his hand. It held a phone number, and he had just called it.

After a few more minutes, the edge of his bed dipped down with a small weight. He looked up, and nearly choked.

Beelzebub was on their knees on the end of his bed in nothing but a white button, black thigh highs, and absolutely no underwear.

"You called me?" They whispered huskily. Gabriel's breath hitched and the demon crawled over his body and straddled his thighs. They wiggles his pants down to half his thighs and then pulled his underwear with them.

They licked their lips as they looked down at his nine inch cock that was so thick they wondered if it would fit in their mouth. They thought it was so fucking hot and immediately licked it from base to tip, their eyes rolling back.

Gabriel groaned softly as he watched their tight, warm mouth slide down his cock. His fingers found their way into their hair and he started thrusting into their mouth.

Beelzebub moaned softly as they took it, letting him fuck their throat as they held his waist. They sucked and licked and moaned and Gabriel thought they were such a good little demon taking his cock in their little mouth.

Beelzebub looked up at him and smirked.

"Tonight I'm fucking you."
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"Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh fuck Gabriel fuck me fuck Gabriel fuck me hard!" Beelzebub screamed and moaned as Gabriel thrust in and out of them at a pace that would snap a normal human's hips in half.

Gabriel smirked and attacked their neck, licking and sucking and biting, marking the demon as his, and his alone.

Beelzebub was screaming and moaning, loving the feeling of Gabriel fucking in and out of them, the feeling of his thick and long cock so deep inside of them, his large hands groping their tits and his skilled mouth sucking and biting at their neck and chest.

"Fuck- Fuck- Beelzebub I fucking love you-" Gabriel groaned. Beelzebub's mind flashed white and they screamed and moaned his name loudly, scratching and pulling at his back and hair.

Gabriel came deep inside of Beelzebub and moaned loudly, kissing them deeply as he did so. It was their first kiss.