Ineffable Bureaucracy (One/twoshots)

Regret

princeofangels: you up?

satansbabygirl: Yep. The fuck you want?

princeofangels: when did you change your
name?

satansbabygirl: Around the same time I found
weed

princeofangels: I don't like it...

satansbabygirl: You dont?

princeofangels: Not really...

satansbabygirl: Fine

satansbabygirl changed to princeofhell

princeofangels: I like that

princeofhell: Yeah yeah

princeofangels: Are you high?

princeofhell: Maybe..

princeofangels: Beelzebub!

princeofhell: Yeah yeah whatever

princeofhell: What did you need anyway?

princeofangels: I wanted to talk. Ever since I
moved we haven't...

princeofhell: Aww does someone miss me?

princeofangels: Shut up.

princeofhell: We were friends in like fourth
grade

princeofangels: Are we not still friends?

princeofhell: Of course we are.

princeofhell: You know, I used to like you

princeofangels: You've tried that joke before,
Beelzebub. It isn't going to
work again

princeofhell: Wym

princeofangels: You once tried to tell me you
liked me but it was a joke

princeofhell: Why would I joke about that?

princeofhell: I have no reason to.

princeofangels: Every time someone
mentioned it, you got a
disgusted look on your face
and denied it.

princeofangels: Excuse me for thinking it was
a joke before I got my heart
broken

princeofhell: Whatever

princeofangels: Don't whatever me. I honestly
hate you

princeofangels: I used to have a massive crush
on you but didn't tell you
because I thought you would
fucking hate me

princeofhell: Please tell me you're fucking
joking

princeofangels: I'm not.

princeofhell: Damn

princeofangels: .....

princeofhell: If it makes you feel any better, I
probably won't remember this
tomorrow lmao

princeofangels: ...okay

princeofhell: I'm gonna go to bed.

princeofangels: Okay

princeofangels: Goodnight

princeofhell: Goodnight. I love you.

princeofangels: Love you to.

Loosely based on a real conversation I had with a friend last night. And by loosely I mean the exact same premise with some shit cut out and the wordings changed. Hope you enjoyed the crap chapter. Also I've been wanting to do a Hamilton one/two/multi shots book but seeing how well Overwatch went.... would you be interested in reading that?