Ineffable Bureaucracy (One/twoshots)

Angelic Sin

Prince(ess) Asmodeus And Prince Levithan were two of the seven demons of Hell. They were were as similar and different as dusk and dawn, and they usually worked as a team.

Asmodeus chose to present female, with a slim and voluptuous body, long blonde curls, and bright blue eyes. She usually preferred dressing in fishnets and tight dresses with heels that made her already 5' 11" frame appear 6 2".

Levithan could be described almost as her twin: Blonde with blue eyes, tall and muscular, and preferring tight clothes. He chose to present male and towered over most being at 6' 8".

Being envy and lust, the two siblings went hand in hand together and enjoyed 'shopping trips' to Earth just to sit in cafes and food courts, or, better yet, divorce courts, and watch the sin roll off the humans in waves.

They had five other siblings, but the one they hung out with most was Beelzebub. Short and petite, with an odd sense of fashion, bright blue eyes, and shaggy black hair, Beelzebub was, some could say, the leader of Hell.

As the leader of Hell, the tiny demon often had to meet with one of the leaders of Heaven, the Archangel Gabriel, wether it be in Heaven, Hell, or on Earth. Ever since the not-lypse, the two met up at least once a week to discuss the future plans and the two traitors, Aziraphel and Crowley.

It had been almost frightening (only almost, demons were never frightened) when they all had to sit there and watch Crowley sit in the tub of Holy Water like it was a jacuzzi and have the audacity to splash it out at them and demand a towel!

In Asmodeus' opinion, she would have let the two continue being together; the overwhelming feeling of lust (and love to, but only angels could feel love) washed over her in waves every time Crowley and his little pet were near. Leviathan didn't really care, as they were never really envious around him, but simply agreed with his sister to get her to stop blabbering on and on while he was trying to eat. Gluttony was a sin after all, even if it wasn't his sin, so he should at least enjoy a full sized triple pepperoni pizza in peace.

Shortly after the traitors stopped coming anywhere near the demons or angels, Asmodeus stopped feeling the overwhelming amount of lust, and Levithan only felt envy when up on the surface. Until one day.
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Asmodeus was picking out Beelzebub's meeting outfit, slightly fitted pants and top with those horrible fishnet socks and black shoes with small platforms, when she felt an inkling of lust. Just a bit, and it made goose bumps tap-dance across her arms.

"Do you feel that?" Asmodeus asked as she turned around to see the little demon laid or across the bed about three sizes to big for it.

"Feel what?" Beelzebub asked, scratching at the scars on their face.

"Oh, don't do that. And I meant the lust.. can you feel it?" Asmodeus sighed.

"No. I feel hungry though." Beelzebub shrugged nonchalantly, as if they could ever be nonchalant.

"I just felt it.. Only a little of it though." Asmodeus mumbled to herself. She shrugged and brought the outfit over to Beelzebub right after the demon closed the photo tab on their phone.
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Asmodeus felt it again about half an hour later, right after Archangel Gabriel arrived for the meeting and was taken to a conference room to meet with Beelzebub in private.

The feeling was only slightly stronger and was mixed with something that made her skin crawl. She assumed love. But what demon was in love and lust with someone?
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The feeling persisted every three weeks. It would be gone for two weeks and then hit her again harder than the last time it did. Asmodeus wasn't extremely bright (Leviathan and Beelzebub often said it was because she had her brains fucked out) but she knew it had to be someone she knew, at least every three weeks. She decided to confide to her brother.