Ineffable Bureaucracy (One/twoshots)

Pride Is A Sin (No It Isnt)

Short AN! (Jeez I write s lot of these...) this is not the reverse AU! This is a new story that is still reverse AU but... goes a different way. Read, and find out. If you dare.
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The Angel Beelzebub was different looking to other angels, but still beautiful in their own right. Unlike the others, who chose to present as male or female and took on the more obvious attributes of those genders, they didn't really know what they were. And they thought that was okay. They didn't have a broad chest and shoulders and the sexual organ like a man, but they certainly didn't have breasts and the sexual organ of a female. In fact, in their opinion, they didn't really have anything.

Unlike most demons, who preferred blonde hair that was yards long, they had short and choppy black hair that hung about their face. They wore the customary white clothing, but it wasn't nearly as office or business like as people would thing. In fact, right now, they were wearing white shorts and a pale grey top. As for shoes, they didn't wear those odd looking pants shoes that other demons wore. They actually found a pair of socks that they thought were cute, white fishnets that reached about ankle length, and white shoes that made their feet look tiny.

Not only was their appearance different, their beliefs were to. They were currently in what the humans called the "Twenty-First Century", and they had noticed a lot of change, not just in this century, but over history. The thing that caught their eye the most was a new movement, the "LGBTQ+ Movement".

They honestly had no clue what LGBTQ+ stood for. Could it be a new race? No, that wasn't right. People all over the world were fighting for racial equality already. Was it a new gender? That seemed to fit somewhere... they just couldn't figure out how. And so, they descended to earth to figure it out.
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After infiltrating a "pride parade" as the humans called it, Beelzebub looked around. Their were stalls selling food in obscene shapes, but males and females didn't seem to care. Their were stalls of shirts and pins and skirts and pants and every article of clothing imaginable. And the flags... there were so many. The most prominent was a beautiful rainbow flag that seemed to be everywhere they looked.

They loved the rainbow flag instantly, because it was so pretty and for some reason it brought a lot of smiles to lots of males and females and even people with... what's that word... androgynous styles.

The rainbow flag wasn't the only one. Their was a pink, blue, and purple flag. Their was a flag that was white, black, and purple. There was a pink, blue, and white flag. But what caught their eye, almost seemed to draw them in, was a yellow, white, black, and purple flag.

Beelzebub hated those colors. Yellow never looked good on them, they were to much white, and purple and black were demonic colors anyway. But this flag... they didn't know what it was but it made them feel slightly confident. Pride was a sin... but they were starting to enjoy this Pride Parade.

They shyly walked up the a stall with the flag hanging over it.

"Excuse me?" They said to the person behind the stall. They turned around. It was female, but was dressed so comfortably you couldn't tell. And for whatever reason, they understood it wasn't female. This person was a person, a living and happy person, but they weren't female or male.

"How can I help you?" The stall owner asked with a smile.

"This may sound so stupid but... I'm new to this Pride Parade thing. Could you please help me?" They mumbled. The stall owner smiled and nodded and let them behind the stall with them.

"Okay. The rainbow flag is generally what most people use to represent LGBTQ+, but it actually represents gays. The colors all mean something amazing in their own right. The pink, purple, and blue flag is for bisexuality. It means you can like males and females. The pink, blue, and yellow flag is pansexual, meaning you like cooking pans. That was a joke, they like you no matter the gender. The pink, blue, and white flag is transgender, meaning you go from one gender to another because you were put in the wrong body." The stall owner went on explaining the various flags. Beelzebub thought it was amazing that an entire community could have so many variations and varieties of the same word: "Pride."