Dark: Negative never brings anything but death and bad advice.
Negative: That's not true!
Negative: Sometimes I bring pizza!
Dark: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
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Sabre: Galaxy, I know you think you're helping, but you're not.
Galaxy: I don't think I'm helping.
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Memory: Lol I just got told I'm a disappointment.
Time: ...And you're not going to object to that?
Memory: Nope.
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Lucas: Sabre always tells me 'Go white boy, go!'
Lucas: Okay where do you want me to start running?
Lucas: *Runs and smacks into a pole*
That isn't meant to offend anybody btw-
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*If Sabre got captured by Void*
Purple: Rainbow, this is not the time to blame Galaxy.
Galaxy: Thank you. Finally.
Purple: There will be plenty of time to blame him later, when all of this is resolved.
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*When Rainbow and Light lived together*
Light: THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE BEDROOM.
Rainbow: PACK YOUR BAGS WE'RE MOVING!
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Positive: Okay, so we roll and then somersault.
Negative: No, we could get caught that way.
Hypno: Are you guys planning a heist?
Positive: No, Dark and Nightmare are asleep.
Negative: And we need to get past them.
~~~
Rainbow: Okay, HYPOTHETICALLY, lets say I may have thrown Galaxy into the tumble dryer and said 'tornado'...what consequences would I get from that?
Sabre: Hypothetically? Really?
Galaxy, from a distance: I'M SPINNING AND I DON'T LIKE IT!
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Light: Can I be yours?
Lucas: It's 3AM.
Light:
Lucas:
Light:
Lucas: Yeah sure why not c'mere.
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Purple: Would you rather stab Galaxy or-
Rainbow: Stab Galaxy.
Purple: But I didn't even say the other option.
Rainbow: Stab Galaxy.
Purple:
Galaxy: Not gonna lie, I still feel a bit unsafe in this house, does anyone else feel the same way?
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Humor𝙎𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗔 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ Well, looks like we're back at it again! As promised, the second book of my Steve Saga, Rainbow Quest, and Steve Saga Orig...
