Elite Leader: So, does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?
Colle: Screaming.
Sharp: Tea.
Beef: Violence.
Elite Leader: Okay, so we have tea...
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Goggles: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly, it just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Elite Leader, surrounded by several identical cats: Did you do this??
Colle: How insulting! You've known me since I joined the academy, and you don't trust me!
Colle: But yes, Sharp, Beef and I all thought it was funny.
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Beef: Have you ever been told that you can be a bit intimidating?
Obsidian Captain: Yeah, every day of my life since I was five years old.
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Colle, spying and talking about the giants: I wonder what those guys are scheming.
Winter, spying with him: They could be plotting something.
Colle: No, plotting looks different. They are definitely scheming.
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Brimir (The giant Colle and Winter Steve talked to): What do you mean just standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing?
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Colle: So I'm starting to like Alex...
Judge: I knew your standards were low, but I didn't think they were that low.
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Goggles: That goes against my moral compass.
Red Apprentice: Your moral compass is a freaking roulette wheel!
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*During the episode before the fight with The Last Inferno*
Colle: If anyone has any objections to my dangerous plan that will probably get us all killed, please raise your hand.
Sharp: *Raises hand*
Goggles: *Raises hand*
Beef: *Raises hand*
Colle: No one? Great, let's go!
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Desert Apprentice: When you're such an amazing cook that even fire alarms cheer you on.
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