Desert Apprentice: Hold on, mann! I'm having one of those things...a headache with pictures.
Seer: Huh??
Colle: He's having an idea.
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*Past!Elite Trio because yes lol*
Past!Sharp: Can you check under the bed for monsters?
Past!Colle: I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there really is something under there, it's gonna kill us both.
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Desert Apprentice (At Desert Leader's funeral): I was the only person at our leader's side when he fell off the ladder and died. I will never forget his haunting last words-
Priest: What were they?
Desert Apprentice: 'Stop shaking the ladder.'
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Sharp: You have to pick your battles.
Beef: Okay then, I pick all of them.
Am I the only one who can hear this tho?-
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*Past!Colle starting to lose his will to pass his classes in the Red Academy*
Colle: *Hitting depression with a stick* Give me back my will to live, I have to pass this class!
Mood-
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*Past!Elite Trio around Easter bc yes-*
Past!Colle: What do you call a sleeping egg?
Past!Beef: *Already knows what he's gonna say and starts rolling away*
Past!Colle, yelling after him: EGG-HAUSTED!
Past!Beef: Boss! Colle is making lame egg puns again!
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Void: What doesn't kill you makes you adopt a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor!
Okay mood-
Only I've been in a near-death situation once and I came out of it just fine even tho I was 6-
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Elite Leader, seeing the Elite Trio doing something they shouldn't: WHY?!
Beef: M
Colle: C
Sharp: A
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Sharp, teaching Desert Steves science in his academy: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called-
Desert Apprentice: An octo-lie.
Sharp: Metachrosis.
Desert Apprentice:
Sharp:
Colle, who watched the entire thing: Mocktopus.
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Elite Leader, teaching the Elites about surviving in the wild: For the next seventy-two hours, we're going to live off whatever nature sends our way. See that stream? That's our drinking water. See those berries? That's our breakfast.
Beef: See that skeleton? That's our future.
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