Professor Red: Why do you exist? You're too good for me...
Purple: Because the Spirit World said: 'This idiot (Professor Red) deserves love,' and threw me down.
Purple: Now look where we are.
Purple: ...We're cuddling.
Purple: At 3AM.
Purple: Feeding each other gummy bears.
Purple: While watching a movie.
Purple: ...I love my life.
Professor Red: Me too.
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*During the episode of Blue Steve Saga where Guardian tells Blue he's different from other blue steves*
Guardian: What if I told you that-
Blue, remembering Rainbow's prophecy and everything afterwards, but with him in the spotlight instead: NOPE WE AIN'T HAVING THIS CRAP AGAIN BYE.
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Professor Red, to Purple: Don't die or I'll kill you.
Professor Red:
Professor Red: Wait-
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Yellow: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Rainbow: I guess what they say is true.
Rainbow: People whom you love the most are the ones who always hurt you.
Blue: For the last time, Rainbow. I'm sorry that I ate your last piece of chocolate.
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Green: When you're on a date, would you rather hold hands or hold arms?
Purple: I would rather hold the person's waist or hug them from behind.
Green: Won't that be too hard to walk together?
Purple: Eh, why not. I'd do that for the person I love.
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Blue: Any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough.
Professor Red: *Gestures to a cookie two times their size*
Blue and Rainbow, in unison: ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY H A R D E N O U G H .
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Dark: What's your strength?
Nightmare: I can flirt flawlessly with anyone.
Dark: What's your weakness?
Nightmare: Those beautiful glistening eyes of yours.
Dark:
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Purple: Let's play a game.
Yellow: Okay.
Purple: Okay, so I'll give you guys adjectives or descriptors, and you have to think of something that works.
Purple: Name an animal that's big but not usually dangerous to steves, or just docile or sweet in general.
Green: Elephant.
Blue: Manatee.
Yellow: Panda.
Professor Red: Bald eagle.
Rainbow: Blue Steve.
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Rainbow: Uh, Purple, why are you pretending that I'm this guy's family?
Purple: We need money!
Rainbow: So you're scamming him?!
Purple: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him?
Rainbow: Wha—no!
Purple: Why not? We already stole Yellow.
Yellow: Hey guys.
Rainbow: No we didn't. Yellow can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants.
Yellow: I want to steal.
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