#10 (Steve Saga)

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Galaxy: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves. Maybe try that?

Sabre: Or maybe we can try not basing our decisions off what happened in a Scooby Doo episode.

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Dark: Have you ever met anyone you haven't killed?

Nightmare: Do you count?

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Negative: *Walks out of a room smiling*

Hypno: What's wrong with your face?

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Rainbow: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Galaxy: I don't know why?

Rainbow: To get to the house of the idiot. Hey knock knock.

Galaxy: Who's there?

Rainbow: The chicken.

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Shadow, calling Dark: Umm Dark, I did something bad...

Dark: *Sighs* Put the body in ice, I'll be right there.

Shadow: Wait what? No Dark that's not what I meant!

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Hypno, to the Nightmare Family: Would you guys still love me, if I ever became a furry?

Nightmare: Bold of you to assume I ever loved you in the first place.

Hypno:

Nightmare:

Negative: *WHEEZE*

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Purple: Uhh, Rainbow, why are you in a banana costume?

Rainbow: *Peels a banana and eats it*

Sabre and Galaxy: *Gasps* CANABANANAISM!

Purple: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

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Shadow: You're such a wimp!

Hypno: I've been called worse.

Shadow: Like what?

Hypno: Like your brother!

Shadow: *Chokes on water*

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Positive: What's that on your neck?

Dark: Umm, a mosquito bite?

Nightmare, from a distance: Buzz buzz.

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*When Rainbow joins Void and traps Sabre and Galaxy*

Void: Act tough, Rainbow.

Rainbow: But I'm not tough.

Void: That's why I said 'act.'

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