Void: I love you.
Void: *Guns
Void: Stupid autocorrect.
Rainbow: This is a verbal conversation.
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*Season 2 Dark and Sabre when they teamed up*
Dark: Why are we friends?
Sabre: 'Cause we share the same amount of trauma that will severely affect us later in life if it's not started to do it now.
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Elemental: I want a puppy.
Time: Get one then.
Elemental: Can I have one for my birthday?
Time: Your birthday is in ten months.
Elemental: ...It's now my birthday.
And that's how he got Leaf XD
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Shy: Babe, can you pass me the sugar?
Orange Leader: Why would I do that?
Shy: I need it for my tea.
Orange Leader: You're already sweet enough.
Gonna try to include more ShyLeader in this book because yes-
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Shadow: *Finally finishes plotting his plan to conquer the world*
*Silence*
Sabre: Can you hear that?
Shadow: ?
Sabre: HOW GOOD IT SOUNDS WHEN YOU'RE NOT TALKING?!
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Rainbow: Where's my teddy bear?
Rainbow: *Starts to cry* I-I can't sleep without him!
Void: *Breaks through a wall and stands with his hands on his hips* I HAVE ARRIVED, MY LOVE.
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シ
Light: I'll give fifty diamonds to whoever can make Sabre and his group fall asleep.
Yellow w/ leather chestplate, holding a frying pan: Where are they?
M, glaring at him: If you so much as touch Sabre with that I swear-
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シ
Sabre: M is playing hard to get.
Sabre, grinning: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Anyone else reminded of that one episode in season 4 where Sabre followed M to the Red Kingdom?
Just me? Ok-
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シ
A bee: Buzz! *Flies in a circle*
Beekeeper Orange Steve: Oh sMALL ONE, yOU DIFFER NOT FROM RAYS OF SUNLIGHT-
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シ
Soul: Corrupt made me angry yesterday, so I changed my phone background to a picture of a random steve.
Undercover Sabre: Oh come on now, Soul, you guys are best friends. Do you really think Corrupt can be that jealous or insecure?
Corruption, screeching like a banshee from the other room: SOUL!!!! WHO THE HECK IS THIS?!
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