Light: Lucas.
Light: Lucas.
Light: LUCAS!
Lucas: WHAT?
Light: I brought you a cat!
Lucas: Why?
Light: Because he was lying in his cage looking like a loaf of bread and I couldn't help but cry.
Lucas: So you mean you brought yourself a cat?
Light: Yes and his name is Loafie.
~~~
*Nightmare Family GC*
Negative: Execute me.
Negative: *Excuse me
Negative:
Negative: Leave it, execute me.
~~~
Void: *Staring out across a lake at a beautiful sunset*
Void: I have yet to feel any emotions since I murdered my father.
(Yeah I said it. Galaxy created Void, so technically that makes him his dad, not his brother.)
~~~
Rainbow: I had a really scary dream last night. I was eaten alive by gummy bears.
Light: Really?
Rainbow: Yes, I was scared. But I ate gummy bears today, I got revenge.
~~~
Dark: What do you guys love most about winter?
Negative: Presents, nothing beats presents.
Positive, with the most sappy face: Spending time with loved ones.
Shadow, smirking: Pelting kids with snowballs.
Hypno: Why are you so surprised?
~~~
*Past Galaxy Family because yes and I still find quotes that suit them*
Elemental: We can never let anyone know we got beat up.
Memory: Agreed.
Elemental: Take it to the grave?
Memory: Absolutely.
Elemental: This conversation never happened.
Memory: I don't even know you.
Elemental: ...That's mean, you took it too far.
Memory: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
~~~
Rainbow: If you need anything, just ask-
Galaxy: Aww, thank you.
Rainbow: -anyone else other than me.
Galaxy:
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Void: *Babysitting baby Time while Galaxy is away*
Person: Aw!! Is it a boy or a girl?
Void, with a straight face: It's a child.
~~~
Dark, to Positive and Negative: How was therapy?
Negative: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session.
~~~
*Chaotic Trio GC*
Sabre: I just realized 'Never' is the contraction of 'not ever.'
Rainbow: And 'blush' is the contraction of 'blood rush.'
Lucas: And 'studying' is the contraction of 'student dying.'
*Read by all at 9PM*
Lucas: Guys please say something, I was so proud-
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Humor𝙎𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗔 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ Well, looks like we're back at it again! As promised, the second book of my Steve Saga, Rainbow Quest, and Steve Saga Orig...
