*At the start of Colle's journey*
Colle: Do you remember that plant I thought might be tea?
Forest, horrified: You didn't.
Colle, covered in rashes: I did, and it wasn't.
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Beef and Last Inferno: *Fighting each other*
Beef: *Getting beat up considerably*
Red King: ...We should do something.
Desert: I agree. Looking good, Beef!
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Elite Leader: *Walks into his classroom to start class*
Beef: *Pulling out a planner* I'm going to get this out in case he says anything and I need to scribble.
Sharp: *Starts dying of laughter*
Beef and Elite Leader: What's so funny?
Sharp: *Mimicking Beef's voice* In case I need to scribble.
If you don't get it, Beef meant to say "write" but said "scribble" instead. That's why Sharp was laughing.
~~~
Goggles: Colle melted cheese on top of a pear to try to get me to eat fruit.
Red King: Did it work?
Goggles: Yeah...
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Elite Leader: I hope you won't do anything stupid.
Beef: I hope you're not hoping too hard.
~~~
Desert: I'm a god.
Colle: You yelled 'shut up' at a thunderstorm, and it just so happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidental, and you have no actual power.
Desert:
Desert: I'm a god.
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Beef: Did it hurt?
Sharp: Are you trying to get my number? Because you're not getting it.
Beef: No, I meant when you fell walking out the door. You kinda just laid on the steps for like, ten minutes.
Sharp: Oh...you saw that?
Elite Leader, from inside the meeting room: EVERYONE saw that.
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Elite Leader, picking up two bags: Okay, since you three are going to be unable to contact me for however long...
Elite Leader, mumbling: Maybe perhaps when I get homesick...or something along those lines...
Elite Leader: I have left a bowl of advice near the door.
Elite Leader: For instance, 'Beef, stop doing that' can apply to everything-
Elite Leader: 'No Colle, you can't eat that' applies to him attempting to eat a raw fish last week.
Elite Leader: And 'No, Goggles can't come visit,' of course, applies to Colle, since anytime I come home, somehow, Goggles is here.
Elite Leader: And lastly; 'Sharp, stop trying to dangle Beef over a pit of lava simply because he stole your monocle.'
~~~
Beef: You're right.
Colle: That's...that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
~~~
Colle: One shall never forget the person he loves.
Desert: Leader forgot me in a parking lot the other day...
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