M: Stop talking about getting possessed!
Sabre: I'm free real estate.
M: YOU'RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE!
~~~
Void, to Rainbow: Talk dirty to me~
Rainbow: The dishes.
Void: What?
Rainbow: They're dirty, and you still haven't cleaned them.
~~~
シ
Shadow, to Time: How do Dark and Sabre usually get out of these messes?
Time, holding a cup of tea and not looking up from his book: They don't. They just make an even bigger mess that cancels out the other one.
*Explosion in the distance*
Time, unfazed: Like that.
~~~
Chestplate Yellow: Hey Light, my hands are cold.
Light: *Puts his warm hands over Yellow's hands*
Chestplate Yellow: Hey Light my lips are cold too.
Light: *Puts his hands over Yellow's mouth*
~~~
Sabre: Did you guys ever cry yourself to sleep because of your living conditions?
Dark: No...what kind of question is that?
Time: It's not a question, it's a demand for therapy.
~~~
シ
Soul: Put on some sunscreen.
Corruption: No thanks, I'm not weak.
Soul: You think you're stronger than the sun?
Corruption:
Soul, shaking Corrupt by the shoulders: THE FREAKING SUN??
~~~
Shadow: I hate it whenever Sabre asks 'Are you even listening to me?!'
Shadow: Like what a random way to start a conversation.
~~~
シ
Dark, awake in the middle of the night: Do you know what time it is?
Sabre: Uhh...
Sabre: I dunno, hand me that trombone, Dark.
Dark: How is that relevant to-
Sabre: Hand me the trombone, Dark.
Dark: *Heavy sighs and passes Sabre the trombone*
Sabre: *Proceeds to play the trombone VERY loudly*
Time, in his room: Who in their right mind would play a TROMBONE AT THREE A.M.?!
Time, storming through the halls loudly: The ONE TIME I try to get some sleep-
Sabre, now scared: It's around three A.M..
~~~
シ
*Corruption's funeral*
Soul: Can I have a moment with him...?
Void: Of course.
*Void, Sabre and Shadow (The only ones to show up) leave*
Soul, turning angrily to the casket: Now listen here you little crap I know you're not actually dead-
Corruption, opening his eyes: Yeah no crap. Can you come dig me up later?
~~~
Elemental: Time, knock knock.
Time, in a bad mood: Go away Elemental. I don't want to be part of another one of your time-centered jokes.
Elemental:
Elemental: All you had to say was 'who's there?'
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