𝙎𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 2 ✍︎︎

#11 (Steve Legends)

*Elite Group on a hike*

Elite Leader: It's beautiful out here.

Colle: And quiet.

Sharp: Too quiet...

*Cuts to Beef with a spider in a headlock*

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シ

Colle, to Winter, watching the winter steves having a snowball fight: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Winter: What-

Colle: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Beef: Is four a lot?

Obsidian Captain: Depends on the context.

Obsidian Captain: Dollars? No.

Obsidian Captain: Murders? Yes.

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シ

Colle: You can say "Have a nice day" without a problem.

Colle: But you can't say "Enjoy the next twenty-four hours" without sounding mildly threatening.

Red King: How did you sneak back into the kingdom I thought I banished you-

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シ

Sharp: Please tell me this isn't dangerous!

Beef: This isn't dangerous.

Sharp, narrowing his eyes: Please tell me this isn't dangerous without lying.

Beef: You're really demanding, you know that?

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Colle: I did a bad thing...

Obsidian Leader: Does it affect me?

Colle: No but-

Obsidian Leader: Then suffer in silence.

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Desert Leader: I'm honestly, like, sooo much smarter than you, man.

Red King: Uh-huh...how do you spell 'orange?'

Desert Leader: The fruit or the color?

Red King: ...

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*The elites at the start of their journey*

Sharp: We're going on a trip-

Beef: But we broke our rocket ship

Colle: Falling through the sky

Beef and Colle: Little dead guys

Sharp: I hate this freaking family sometimes.

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Elite Leader: While I'm gone, Beef, you're in charge.

Beef: Yes!!

Elite Leader, whispering: Sharp, you're secretly in charge.

Sharp: Obviously.

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Beef: I have no fears.

Colle: What if you woke up one day and Sharp was actually taller than you?

Beef: I have one fear.

I feel like Beef would be the tallest of the three, and Sharp is the shortest- Idk why tbh-