Soul: Corrupt, are you mad?
Corruption: No, why would you think that?
Soul: So polishing your guns at three A.M. is a hobby?
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Time: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut, makes about four cups or ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most weighing two hundred ounces and forty-six ounces.
Dark:
Time: Meaning a single pineapple won't generally fill you a whole can perfectly, which also means every time you eat a pineapple from a can, someone somewhere else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple.
Dark:
Time: Which means you can share a single pineapple with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
Dark: How much sleep have you been getting-
Time: *Drinks his 30th cup of coffee* Not enough.
~~~
Sabre: Guys guess what I got!
M: Red Leader's forgiveness?
Therapist Green: Therapy?
Light: A decent sleep schedule?
Sabre: NO!
~~~
Soul, drinking soda: *Belches his heart out*
Corruption, putting down his vodka: *Belches louder*
Soul: >:/
Corruption: >:)
Void, sitting between them: I'm separating you two for a reason.
~~~
Elemental: Time? I have a question.
Time: What is it El?
Elemental: Why do you eat like you're in the nineteen hundreds?
Time: Why do you eat like you have free healthcare?
Elemental: Huh, fair point.
~~~
*Sabre and M texting*
Sabre: Wanna know who the prettiest steve in the world is?
M: Who?
Sabre: Read the first word.
Sabre: Wait no, I messed up-
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Dark: Guess who's the greatest person in the world?
Nightmare: Oh gee. I. Don't. Know.
Dark: Not you.
~~~
*Rainbow Kingdom Council Meeting in season 4*
Indigo Leader: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Blue Leader: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Yellow Leader: Well, good morning to everyone except those two.
~~~
*Chaos Family in a nutshell*
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Sabre, panicking: Corrupt wants to fight me! What do I do?! I can hardly fight!
Void, without looking up: Bonk him on the back of his head.
Shadow, popping out of nowhere: Yeah, it's nature's snooze button!
Soul, carrying a plate of sweets: It'll be easy for you since you're small and fast.
Sabre, now confused: Why are you helping?? He's your brother! Aren't you the more peaceful one?
Soul, maintaining eye-to-blindfold contact, eating a slice of cake: You say that like it's an issue for me wanting to see him get hurt.
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Sabre: *Clings onto M's arm*
M: *Sighs* You know, when we first met, you didn't want to be touched by me - or anyone really. But now you can't stand five minutes alone without contact.
Sabre: *Gives him a look and lets go*
M: BUT there's nothing wrong with the clinginess. Heck, I love it.
Sabre: *Takes his arm again* You better love it.
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