Sharp: *Watching Beef trying to fix a leak*
Sharp: Beef, you're an idiot.
Beef: Tell me something I don't know.
Sharp: Okay, Red Velvet is just chocolate with red food coloring.
Beef: *Sobbing* Too...much...
~~~
Colle: Um, Goggles? My can opener broke.
Goggles: *Pokes his head around the wall*
Goggles: I guess it's a can't opener now.
~~~
Beef: *Gets a stupidly dangerous idea*
Beef: *Takes a breath*
Elite Leader: *Muffled crashes heard throughout the academy, rapidly getting louder, concluding with a shadow, glaring figure in the doorway*
Elite Leader: NO.
Beef: Dang it.
~~~
Colle: Holy crap!
Forest Steve: Holy Colle!
Colle:
Colle: Hey!
~~~
Red King: *Sneezes*
Desert Leader: *In the vents* Bless you.
Red King: ...
Red King: I'm not even gonna ask.
~~~
*At 3 A.M. in the desert steve village*
Colle: *Sneaks around his house searching for food*
Desert (The first one he met): What the frick frack, diddly dack, pattywack, snick snack, crack pack, slack mack, quarterback, crackerjack, blofeedback, backtrack thumbtack, sidetrack tic tac think you're doing?
~~~
Sharp: What if there's multiple you's living in alternate dimensions and your dreams are you viewing what your other selves are doing?
Colle: *Existential crisis mode activated* Why must I put up with you?
~~~
Sharp: What do you think is the most flexible material?
Colle: Graphene...?
Sharp, to Beef: Now tell him what you think it is.
Beef: *Arms crossed* Tom and Jerry.
~~~
Red King: You know, pants from generations ago didn't have pockets, no matter what kind of steve you were.
Desert Leader: Ok boomer.
Red King: That's not the correct use of the phrase-
~~~
Sharp: *Sits down at lunch table*
Sharp: *Five minutes in starts ranting about something to Beef*
Sharp: *Uses his hands a little too violently*
Sharp: *Falls out of his seat*
Beef: *WHEEZE-*
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