Hypno: There are some really kind people in the world.
Sabre: You laughed at a child falling down yesterday.
Hypno: I never said I was one of them.
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Light: You're ignoring all your problems.
Evil!Rainbow: Yeah, I know.
Light: That's not a healthy coping mechanism.
Evil!Rainbow: Well-
Evil!Rainbow: Guess I gotta ignore that too.
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Void: I'm not saying one of my kids is more difficult than the others, but so far, Sabre wants a new guitar for Christmas, Soul wants a new sword, and Corruption wants a dinosaur egg so he can raise and train his own velociraptor from birth.
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Sabre: I never considered you an enemy.
Hypno: I never considered you at all.
Sabre:
Sabre: Now that's just hurtful.
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Red Leader: Did you stop to think this through?
Professor Red: Bold of you to assume I ever think.
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Yellow (To Light): I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can listen to your heartbeat.
Evil!Rainbow (To Void): I recorded you snoring so you can hear how freaking loud you are and realize why I can't sleep.
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Sabre: What's the hardest thing for you to say?
Hypno: 'I'm sorry.'
Elemental: 'I was wrong.'
Shadow: 'I am weak.'
Time: 'I am hurt.'
M: 'I need help.'
Sabre: I was gonna say Worcestershire sauce-
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Red Leader, on the phone with Professor Red: What are you doing?
Professor Red: Don't worry it's legal.
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M: I love hardback books.
M: They're relaxing to hold and make a great weapon.
He's not wrong tho-
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Dark: Sabre, truth or dare?
Sabre: Truth.
Dark: Tell the truth. Do you like M?
Sabre: Dare!
Dark: I dare you to tell us you like M.
Sabre: Never have I ever...
Dark: Wait that's not even the game-
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Humor𝙎𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗔 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ Well, looks like we're back at it again! As promised, the second book of my Steve Saga, Rainbow Quest, and Steve Saga Orig...
