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creepypervy's Character Interview

Username: CreepyPervy

Name: Ash

Codename: Peppa Pig and friends

Serpent's Interview

Just for fun, it won't affect the series.
Pawang kalokohan lamang. Enjoy!

xxx

Interviewer: I am pleased that you have given us some time for this interview. We all know that you are all busy toppling and dethroning the leaders of Secret Island.

Uno: Actually, busy ako magpapansin sa aking bebe. Shout out nga pala sa cupcake ko. I'll put my icing inside of your cupcake. Para masarap ang feeling mo~ Nyihihi!

Hunter: Snap it out, Silvero. You! Get on with it. What is this all about, huh? I don't have enough time to waste.

Drake: My apologies for their behavior. Nayon lang kasi sila nakawala sa mga lungga. Pwede ba akong bumati?

Interviewer: Oh sure! *giggles*

Drake: Hello sa master ko at sa mga anak namin. Woooooh! I love you, all! Artista na ako. *giggles and wave his hands in camera*

Uno: Kuya Will! Bigyan ng jacket yan! Nyahaha!

Interviewer: Oh, that was so cute, Drake.

Uno: Cute talaga yan parang aso. Nyahaha!

Hunter: Asong naghabol. *smirks*

Drake: Nagsalita ang hindi naghabol.

Hunter: At least di ako nanulot. Tss!

Drake: Di naman ako tinaguan ng anak.

Uno: Kalmahan niyo lang. Parehas naman kayong lumuhod.

Drake & Hunter: Di naman kami pinagpalit sa malapit.

Uno: Hindi ako pinagpalit, wala silang label.

Drake: Parang kayo, ay wala pa lang kayo. *smirks*

Uno: Ayoko na lang mag talk. Basta di ako ng agaw ng jowa ng iba. *grins*

Drake: She's already my girl and soon to be my wife! We already have our own children! *evilly stares at Uno*

Hunter: Kasi nga inagaw mo lang.

Drake: Fuck off, Zoldick! Wala ka naman bayag.

Uno: Nyahahaha! Basta di ako yung na-ihi sa pantalon. *chuckles*

Hunter: *smirk*

Drake: *deathly glare* Gusto mo ipaghukay na kita ng libingan?

Uno: Sure, paki-libing ang puso kong deads na deads sa kaniya. Nyahahah!

Interviewer: *coughs* C-can we start? our interview? *shocks*

Hunter: Nagkamali ka ng mga ini-interview. Tss!

Drake: Sorry, it's not our intention to spoil the interview. May we be forgiven. We got into the emotional stuff from our past.

Interviewer: Oh, I understand. You've been into a lot of struggles. *clear throat* so let's have a quick question and answer. Some of the netizens called it fast talk, but now, we want to hear a little explanation with your answers. Is it fine? *smiles genuinely*