Teddy: (seducing Vic) I'll speak French between your legs.
Victoire: (charmed, but holding back laughter) The hottest thing I've ever been told!
Lily Luna: I'm just picturing someone screaming 'Bonjour!' at a penis.
Lysander: (playing into the joke) Sacre bleu, mademoiselle vagina! Hon hon hon, titty croissants!
Rebecca: (bursting out with laughter) Titty croissants?!
Lorcan: (disappointed) None of you should ever be having sex.
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RandomI can't update to some of my bigger stories right now, so enjoy these shorter ones made just for you. I will update this whenever I feel like, so if I update it twice in one day, don't complain. If anything, you're just getting more Wizarding World...
