Lily Luna: From now on, we're gonna be open and honest in this flat.
Lorcan: Scorpius said he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.
Lily Luna: What?!
Scorpius: One time!
Lily Luna: What?!
Scorpius: Lysander told me it happened to him, like, a bunch of times.
Lysander: Lorcan! You told me the first week we moved into this flat, you had a sex dream about Lily and she had raccoon hands!
Lorcan: Dreams do not count!
Lily Luna: You've ALL thought about me while, self-completing?!
Lorcan, Lysander, & Scorpius: Yeah....
Scorpius: It's not that big of a deal....
Lily Luna: We're going back to keeping secrets. When I walk through this door and into my room, this conversation never happened. (she slams the door) OH MY GODDDD!!!!!!
Scorpius: So, what did the raccoon hands look like?
Lorcan: Man, they were digging through the garbage.
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RandomI can't update to some of my bigger stories right now, so enjoy these shorter ones made just for you. I will update this whenever I feel like, so if I update it twice in one day, don't complain. If anything, you're just getting more Wizarding World...
