Harry Definitely Has A Favorite Child

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James Sirius: (is clearly sick) Dad! I can't get on class! I'm sick!

Harry: James! Come on! Get up! You're gonna be late for class!

James Sirius vomits into his waste basket

Harry: Hmm, yeah, I don't buy it. Get up, get ready, you've got thirty minutes to get on class.

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Albus Severus: (yelling downstairs from his room) Uh, dad! I'm sick! I can't get on class today!

Harry: ....

Albus Severus: Dad!

Harry: ....

Albus Severus: (storming out of his room) Where the fuck is he?

Albus Severus: Dad! I said I'm sick!

Harry: And? What am I supposed to do about it? Get on class! Stay in bed! I don't care!

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Lily Luna: (sitting down at the table for breakfast; coughs a little)

Harry: (alert af)

Harry: My baby! I'm coming, my child! Honey, honey, are you alright? Listen, you don't have to worry about getting on class today! Just sit back and relax! In fact, you don't have to get on class for the rest of the year!

Harry: I'll call McGonagall and, uh, I'll pull a Karen on her. You want some McDonald's? KFC? Wendy's?

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