Lysander: (from somewhere in the house) Babe!
Lily Luna: What?
Lysander: I'm homicidal!
Lily Luna: Did you say homicidal or suicidal?
Lysander: Homicidal!
Lily Luna: Good! Keep it that way!

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RandomI can't update to some of my bigger stories right now, so enjoy these shorter ones made just for you. I will update this whenever I feel like, so if I update it twice in one day, don't complain. If anything, you're just getting more Wizarding World...