Anthony Has Allergies

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Anthony: (sneezes)

Rolf: All okay?

Anthony: (coughs up mucus) I am.... fucking dying! I can't do this anymore! There's TOO MUCH tree sperm floating around!

Rolf: (laughing at his best friend)

Anthony: I'm getting skull-fucked by a treenis EVERY waking moment! I breathe in- (inhales deeply; sniffling) -PENIS!!!

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