Lily and Hugo Are Bothering A Professor

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Lily Luna: Psst....

Lily Luna: (to the professor) So, how old are you?

Hugo: (slapping his hand over his mouth)

Random Professor: 56?

Lily Luna: Really?! That old?! Huh?

Hugo: And you're not married yet?

Lily Luna: (dying at what she started) How?! Like, how are you not married?!

Professor: Just because.

Hugo: Oh my gosh....

Lily Luna: No way!

Lily Luna: You just haven't found the right one, right?

Hugo: (dying) Or they haven't found you?

Lily and Hugo clap their hands over their mouths in unison

Professor: Do you want more detention time?!

Hugo: Mhm, right.

Lily Luna: Is that a picture of your sister right there?

Hugo: You two look so alike!

Professor: Stop it!

Hugo: No, she's really pr- pretty!

Lily Luna: She's SO pretty!

they look at each other and laugh even more

Lily Luna: She could be a model!

Lily Luna and Hugo make intense eye contact and fall to the floor laughing

Professor: That's it! Another month of detention, Potter! Granger-Weasley!

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