Roxanne: WHY CAN'T I COOK ANYTHING?!?!
Angelina: Turn the stove on!
Roxanne: I'm just gonna cook something ✨SiMpLe✨
Fred II: Pasta?
Roxanne: Something more simple- a burger! I can't go wrong with a burger!
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Roxanne: Right. Get the burger. Whack it on.
Fred II: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
Roxanne: That's is cooking beautifully! Yeah, I can't fail at a burger!
Angelina: How could you possibly fail at a burger?
Roxanne: (turned away from the stove) ...do I want tomatoes or, cucumber?
a loud explosion
Angelina: What the hell?!
Roxanne: ....
Roxanne: ...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!
Fred II: You tell me!
Roxanne: MY BURGER JUST BLEW UP!!!!!
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Wizarding World AU's For You
RandomI can't update to some of my bigger stories right now, so enjoy these shorter ones made just for you. I will update this whenever I feel like, so if I update it twice in one day, don't complain. If anything, you're just getting more Wizarding World...
