"Yeosang, why are you such a jerk?"
Yeosang: Jerk is a bit of a harsh word, isn't it? I prefer refined bitch. So I'm not a jerk in the slightest.
"Seonghwa and Hongjoong, favorite position?"
Hongjoong: That's a bit private, don't you think? I'm not sure that's any of your bus-
Seonghwa: Well personally, I like to give it from the front since I can see his face when I p-
Hongjoong: SEONGHWA
Seonghwa: What? They asked I'm only answering this wonderful person's question
"Taemin, why tf didn't you pull Yeosang away from Earth?"
Taemin: At heart, I had always believed that Yeosang was a good person and I had faith that my disciple would not pull any more unfavourable stunts. Clearly, I was wrong
Yeosang: 🖕
"Jongho, choose between Yeosang, Beomgyu and Taehyun"
Jongho: Well-
Yeosang, Beomgyu, Taehyun: He would pick me of course.
Jongho: ....Mingi. I chose Mingi.
Taehyun: YAH!
Beomgyu: He's not an option!
Yeosang: Liar! You know it's me!
Jongho: Nope, it's Mingi
"Wooyoung, would you give San a lap dance"
Wooyoung: Interesting question. Yes. 100% yes.
San: I'm not opposed.
"San, stop killing people"
San: I'll do my best...?
"Moonbyul, kiss marry kill"
Moonbyul: Kiss Solar, Marry Solar, Kill Seonghwa
Seonghwa: I hate it here
"For all the demons, do you or do you not like humans? Why?"
Jackson: They're cool, I guess? Like, they're not very smart, but they're fine.
Lay: I think they're cute! I remember watching them build Rome back in the day, they were so excited! It was adorable.
Jinyoung: Midnight snack
Hoseok: I'm not really allowed on Earth anymore, so I haven't seen a wild human in a little over 3,000 years. But they're really loud. They scream a lot but I don't mind~
Hongjoong: It's because you're constantly torturing them. Anyways, I don't mind humans. I'm not a fan of all of them but some of them are really sweet like Mingi and Wooyoung.
Moonbyul: Um...they're fine? Wtf do you want me to say?
Jongho: I still consider myself to be human so...I guess I don't hate people?
Seonghwa: I think humans are disgusting. They're gross, noisy, inconsiderate and extremely stupid. To this day, I have yet to meet a human I actually like.
Mingi:...🥺
Seonghwa: Except you Mingi
Mingi: 😊
"Angels, do you think you're better than the demons?"
Taemin: Yes
Beomgyu: For sure
YOU ARE READING
Hell Born
FanfictionAn endless lifetime slaving away in Hell. Hongjoong was sick of it. He wanted to go somewhere he knew his husband and son would be safe. The realm of Earth was the only option they had, but it was one he was willing to take. ((Seongjoong, Woosan, Y...
