Head canon

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by Emilygomse

by Emilygomse

For all your marvel fan and Disney fans and California Simps including myself. This one's for you

Can we just talk about the fact that Ben hasn't addressed the fact that California got Avengers campus at Disneyland I think he also has Star Wars galaxy edge at Disneyland? Ben if you see this. Hi
I just think it is really funny to see Florida and California fight over this

California smiling and being happy making people feel uncomfortable

FL: What are you smiling about

Cali: you haven't heard

NY: Heard what?

FL: What are you talking about Cali?

California starts laughing: I'm sorry I just can't believe that you of all people especially you Florida haven't heard.

Texas: what are you talking about California?
NY: just tell us already
Cali: The new Avengers Campus.

New York and Texas: Oh
GOV: oh no this is not going to be good.
NY: come on Cali

FL:" oh really you think just because you get the Avengers Campus you're some big shot now. Newsflash Disney world is still bigger."

Cali: oh yeah well I also have Star Wars galaxy edge.

FL: well I have Epcot and jungle safari and you can literally drink around the world in one day.

Cali: impressive but I have two Disney amusement parks last time I checked you only had one
(I just googled it in California actually has more than one park because it has Disney California adventure see I wouldn't know this until now because I've never been to Disney any of the parks in my life)
New York is getting tired of this argument is just going to stop it.

NY: girls girls you're both pretty now can I go home.

Head canon time

So I have this MCU state headcanon for the states particularly for New York because honestly let's face it he's the one that is literally the most involved in the MCU more than any other state I know there are other states in MCU and obviously, America exist and all the states exist but they're not really a relevant anyway
New York is very pissed off at DC and GOV
Because of the whole bombing of New York City thing in 2012 during the battle of New York also has PTSD because of the battle of New York he says it was worse than 911
But he's actually pretty sure that the bad at the final battle with Thanos is the worst of it all that's because there's a giant crater in the middle of New York

During World War II all the states have actually met Steve Rogers and when he went into the ice New York couldn't accept the fact that Steve was considered gone until 2012 when he finally decided that he would just give up and accept it but then shield found Steve Rogers in the ice and filed him out

OK this second has nothing to do with the statehouse is it has more to do with the MCU
So in endgame pepper and Tony are in somewhere in upstate New York or in somewhere in New York and not in the city and I would like to believe that they live at one of the finger Lakes or up in the Adirondack Mountains near one of the lakes up there
I would like to believe that is actually Lake George

OK so back to the state MCU Headcanon

New York is very grateful for the Avengers actually all the states are

All the states are actually huge fans of Captain America
George's favorite avenger is falcon/Captain America

They are fucking hate John Walker

New York Massachusetts Connecticut California Florida Texas are very pissed off at GOV. For trying to fucking replace Captain America. New York yelled at GOV
I "this is for New York said and I quote" Oh my fucking God how dare you this kid is an asshole did you see the way he killed that guy.
he doesn't deserve to be Captain America. how dare you replace captain America who cares of the fucking country needs to help Sam motherfucking Wilson decided to put the shield in the museum and what are you do you take it out can you give it to this John Walker kid!!!!!! Why New York is yelling at DC/GOV California and Texas are trying to hold New York down

Thank you for your time I hope you enjoyed this has so much fun making it and don't be afraid to comment and tell me what you think