Okay, on a real note, I freaking love Wattpad. Wattpad is my only life.
All these wonderful books amazing people write. JUST YES! I LOVE BOOKS!
But Wattpad...you annoy me. I know I have this first generation iPad...but the LEAST you can freaking do is LOAD THE COMMENTS.
Like...I'm trying to see if I posted the right comment on the right person's book and what do I get?
Blank. Blank freaking comments. WATTPAD? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU WEREN'T HUMAN SO YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE OR ANYTHING. SO THEREFORE! YOU SHOULD LOAD MY DAMN COMMENTS.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Had to get that out.
Whew.
And then you just want to be like "Updated profile picture."
Okay...Wattpad...I'm looking my profile picture..blue in the freaking face and you know what I see? THE SAME FREAKING PROFILE PIC I HAD TWO SECONDS AGO! It. Didn't. Freaking. Change.
HOW COULD YOU WATTPAD? HOW COULD YOU JUST NOT UPDATE MY NEW PHOTO OF THE EXACT SAME PERSON I HAD ON THERE BEFORE? YA KNOW WHAT? YA PISS ME EFF WATTPAD! YOU REEEAAALLLYYY DO.
Sigh.
Wattpad.
You.
Got.
Problamos.
That's either spanish or a word I made up. LOL.
Okay I know it's not funny now that I said "LOL". I get it people. I'm sorry I'm not funny.
Don't you hate when Wattpad is like "You've read to a further spot in this book. Would you like to continue to that page?"
I don't know do I?
Like Wattpad. What the fuck do you think?
If I was reading the book for the SECOND time then no.
If I'm reading the book for the first time and trying to freaking find my damn page then...REALLY? WATTPAD USE COMMON SENSE. (Well I mean if I don't have common sense I guess an app can't either...BUUUTTT whatever.)
Wattpad makes me stay up to late.
I'll be reading some fantastic book and then it'll be like 3:30 am and I'm like...wait...it...it was just 9:34 pm....
Seriously, where did the time go?
Ugh.
Messages.
Wattpad. Wattpad...Wattpad...
Do you understand...you need to tell me when I get a message and not send it to my email?
IM RIGHT HERE ON WATTPAD? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SEND IT TO MY EMAIL (that doesn't remind me for shizz) RATHER THAN JUST POPPIN UP ON MY SCREEN FOR THIRTY SECONDS SO I KNOW I HAVE A MESSAGE. GAD.
BUT THEN! When I freaking want to reply to the message you send me to some random URL pops up...
Nobody. Got. Time. For. That.
Gad.
Okay Zoel girls and (hopefully) guys...I'll write more later...
Hopefully...
LOVE YOU ALL!
COMMENT. VOTE. AND COMMENT.
😂
