Pimples (is this part 2?)

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Ugh.

I cannot even...tell you...how much hatred I hold for those little white bumps that show up EVERYWHERE!

Well...maybe not everywhere but...mostly.

Just.

WHO PUTS THOSE THINGS IN THIS PLANET!

IT'S LIKE EBOLA!

WE DON'T WANT THEM ANYWHERE NEAR/ON/IN A INFINITY MILE RADIUS OF US!

LIKE WHY?

My whole freaking forehead is breaking out and I'm just sitting here like...

-grabs knife- -dramatic music plays-

Me: It's the only way...

-stabs pimples open-

JUST PLAYING!

I couldn't do that even if I wanted to!

Good times.

But this summer I'm going to burn them mothertruckers away!

Or so I wish...

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