Can we please take a moment....
And talk about my boobs.
LIKE HOLY MOTHERTRUCKING DEVIL OF HELL.
DAMN.
This should be bringing tears of laughter to your eyes right now I hope you know that.
Like ... Ugh... The fudging downs to being a girl.
Heavy freaking boobs.
Like... Can someone tell me what the heaviest freaking thing in the world is?
BECAUSE WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S WHAT MY CHEST FEELS LIKE.
NOT ONLY THAT! But I'm pretty damn sure! I have a sinus infection which is adding to the pain.
It feels like I have two humongous rocks, trees, cars, houses, people, schools, buses, furniture, frying pans, bananas, tvs, webkinz, and ipads on my chest plus like five billion elephants and giraffes and pandas.
I don't even know right now, I can't even sleep.
It doesn't help that I go swimming every other day too!
I'm not even in my own house right now. I'm in my Father's house. With my two other siblings because my father is a dumbass and... Ugh let me not.
So yeah. That was our moment together.
Just me explaining how heavy my boobs feel and making me want white girl boobs for a change, no offense white girls, I love you all, because most of my friends are...well... Nah, I have a broad mixture of friend's red, white, yellow, black, all kinds.
Cause I'm cool that like.
-background music plays- Damn, it feels good to be a gangster!
-A
