Honestly some best friends are total assholes.
BEST FRIENDS OUT THERE! You know who you are.
But still, you love them. Hopefully. Unless you wanna be an asshole. -looks at wall-
What I love about some of my best friends is I can honestly tell them everything about me.
And I also love when I force my best friends to get Wattpad and then tell them to "effing add me". You see @AngieRawermour has been my best friend since we were three. SO I can talk to her about stuff normal people don't talk about. It's simple between us.
Here's a probably regular conversation for us:
Me: -walks in cafeteria-
Her: You're a hoe.
Me: OH MY GAD! THANK YOU!! That is the best complement I have gotten all day.
Her: You're welcome bitch.
Me: awwww you're such a fucking meanie.
Her: I got raisels.
Me: WTF Those things are nasty! AND STOP DRINKING MILK WHEN YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO! -takes her school provided milk and throws it in the trash-
Her: -laughing- bitch
Me: cunt
Her: whore
Me: NICCA
Her: wtf. That wasn't part of the plan here. Get with the damn program!
Me: I like rainbows.
Her: stop being so random
Me: OOOHHH he's cute
Her: Who are you talking about?
Me: you see that guy over.... -points in some direction she probably doesn't know-
Her: THAT GUY -points to a guy-
Me: no that guy
Her: so....that guy
Me: you know what I was just kidding...there was no guy
Her: -punches me and we both laugh-
So yeah... Our conversations are pretty random because I'm random af.
It doesn't matter how much sleep I got, what day it is, what time it is. I will always be completely random.
Probably.
My armpit and my butt itches. Not that you needed to know that but now that I said it....you're welcome.
But I swear I have the worst/BESTEST best friends ever.
I don't know man. I have mixed emotions about everything.
No one understands me. -cries-
Well apparently autocorrect can. It just put like "No one can tank me."
Weirdo. It's like Siri but it doesn't talk.
Siri isn't my best friend. Especially when she randomly goes off in class.
Anyone use Sero? His voice is so not as sexy as Siri's. Just saying.
Did you hear about Nintendo's new console?! It's coming out next year. Sadly.
But Siri. Back to Siri. Siri is annoying af. She always randomly is like "SIRI NOT AVAILABLE CONNECT TO THE INTERNET"
Yes Siri, I realize I'm a broke ass nicca. That is why you should not be talking...
Or if I say some random shizz to Siri she'll be like "Here's some restaurants nearby"
Siri, I did not ask for your sarcasm. It's not funny. I probably said I like some person and you were like oh yeah it's a restaurant here you go!
Yeah no Siri. Thanks for being awesome.
Not.
I don't know how I went from best friends to Siri but I HOPED YOU LIKED IT!
