Okay okay... The truth... My ass isn't that big.
-gasps-
I know I know. I'm sorry.
It's big enough to be squeezable and small enough to fit in a size eight and twelve and probably sixteen too. Depends what day it is. Wait sixteen isn't a size... I'm pretty sure it skips to eighteen. Gah, I don't know.
Anyways on to the ass thing...
Maybe I led you too far....
It's an average size ass. Something to feel, but not like humongous to where you want to throw your guts up. I'm working on getting some nice ass cheeks. I swear, I am.
Cause what looks better than the curve on the back of that dress you've been longing to wear.
Huh huh?
Maybe that was too far.
Maybe I've led your minds into a deep cave of nice asses.
I apologize....
....
Not really. I applaud myself for leading you into the dirty world of nice imaginary asses.
Your welcome!
-A
