I have done at least thirteen maybe more chapters.. On this stupid iPad one generation I have. It's great. Truly. BUT IT CAN'T DO fudging crap.
Whew.
Just needed to get that out.
Like, nothing ever updates Anymore. I'm pretty sure I'm in version 4.3.2 iOS. Like. FUK. Damn. Chicken nuggets for five dollars on the mother trucking mcdonalds menu.
I think that comment was probably my desperate plea for food. Clearly, McDonalds.
With...like...a million large cokes.
If you did not know before I'm addicted to coke.
The soda.
Don't get me twisted bishies. Drugs are for people that...love drugs...
But caffeine is a drug so...
I'm just digging a deeper hole here.
Why do I have to be blonde/smart? Fudge my life @-@
I have a lot of nonsense I speak.
Whoop!
Anyways, back to this mother trucking iPad.
It's truly ridiculous because I can't update Wattpad and I literally only use a few apps on my iPad.
Wattpad - in terrible non updated condition
Kik - works like a charm but is as old as my dead...relatives from long ago
Kim Kardashian Hollywood - I'm pretty fine with this one. I mean it should be updated too, but I have almost a billion fans. I'm an A-list star have like 98.4 million fans. I can deal. Anyways who wanna add me on that game -winks- hit me up my niccas!
YouTube - is broke. Dead. Nonfuckingexsistent.
Safari - sucks dick. Can't have it open for five seconds until it closes.
That's about it. And my music/iPod thingy.
Yeah that sums it up.
And Netflix. That one is fine. Sadly. Well. Not sadly but gladly. Lol!
This could also be useful in talking about my babe, Royal.
We'll talk about him later. Or is it a her. Or maybe an it.
IDEK.
PEACE AND LOVE AND JOY
XOXO
Rey
Or
-A
HAHA! I can do that!
