You see... I love brushing my teeth. (lie)
I do brush my teeth... I just... Forget.... Sometimes...
Okay, a lot of times....
That's why I used like Trident gum and stuff.
BUT ANYWAYS ONTO THE TOPIC AT HAND.
I just brushed my teeth a few minutes ago then two seconds afterwards, I grab my little pack of hershey's chocolate bars and eat one.
Like...WHAT WAS THE POINT OF BRUSHING MY TEETH IF I WAS JUST GOING TO EAT CHOCOLATE AFTERWARDS?!
I'm so dumb XD
But at least my teeth are getting whiter.
I hate yellow teeth.
Correction: I hate MY yellow teeth.
Well, kinda yellow.
0~0 I shall not let the yellow take over my awesome teeth.
Since we are on the topic of teeth I'm going to talk about mine. Yay! Boring topic I know.
But, anyways, I've always pulled my teeth out at my earliest convenience as a little kid. Seeing as though if I told mum I'd get money the next day. WOOO MAGIC!
Magic tooth fairy that is.
Or otherwise known as my awesome mum.
Sometimes it be a dollar, sometimes five, ten, or twenty.
Haha, yeah sometimes I got lucky.
Once upon a time I woke up when she put money under my pillow, but I was still half asleep. Or pretended to be.
But since I always pulled my teeth out early...my teeth are rather crooked at this stage in my life. Or rather....crowded I'm sure. Since my molars and all that jazz are growing in and stuff...
Most of my teeth are actually straight, but my two bottom front teeth (honestly I don't know what they are called. I know I learned it in fifth grade but...nah) my right one...is going behind all my teeth. And I honestly don't want that to happen because my teeth are like my moms and my moms teeth are jacked up. Sorry mum, I love you. She knows it though. We decided we'd get braces together XD
BUT YOU MIGHT BE ASKING, why not get braces now?
Well, I'm the middle child that should explain something...
Just kidding! Well not about the middle child thing. I'm serious about that.
But my older sister and younger brother got braces because mine were "perfect" when I was 14. Now my teeth are being B's.
My mom is paying for... Their braces, her highly expensive car note? Is that what they call it? XD (why expensive? My younger brother convinced her to buy this car because it's pretty damn awesome. And he's a brat. And a lot of other stuff but I'm continuing so!), bills, like three houses (maybe two if I'm wrong), the bills, groceries, extra junk food because my siblings and I are pigs, my sister's medicine and all her other needs (she's diabetic), three guinea pigs...probably more but I can't put a finger on this. You might be asking, how does Asurey's mum pay for all this? Honestly, babes, I don't know. I mean she makes a lot of money but when it's going through all this shizz she doesn't have anything left so. YEEEAAAHHH.
That was my little rant on that. So what was I saying about teeth?
Oh yeah.
Soooo I will probably not get braces till I'm like eighteen and my teeth are all jacked up and blah blah blah.
Yeah.
Maybe older.
Shoot, people are going to look at my smile and be like, "Damn, her teeth ugly."
And I'm going to be like, "Hehehe...I know. LOVE ME!"
-hugs all chuu-
Love you guys! :D
