PHUCK!
Ah, the first word to describe this movie.
So! If you didn't know already I watched Twilight today! (First time ever)
-everyone claps-
Thank you! Thank you! I know it's not 'in' or whatever anymore.
But...i just wanna know... what the PHUCK did I just watch.
Honestly, I think I just wasted 2 hours 1 minute and 47 seconds of my life.
It was good and all but...
I don't understand...
Half the movie was just straight up silence or awkward stares.
Someone tell me why that happens?
PLEASE! CAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE!
But you guys know the funny voice overs for it? Well, during the movie, I thought of some pretty dirty lines that Edward could have said if I didn't actually know what he was saying.
Not going to put them on here or anywhere though.
But... a lot of the lines, I felt were from Fifty Shades of Grey.
Yeah yeah, judge me if you want to, but if you compare the both of the movies... Twilight is just a calmer pg-13 version of Fifty Shades of Grey!
So...
When you put them together you get:
Fifty Shades of Twilight!
