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They finally got back to the apartment and they started with the sidemen filming first. The boys were sat in a row and one boy was sat opposite jj hooked up to the machine.
"And we're recording"said Kon behind the camera
"Hello and welcome to detector lie" said jj in a funny accent that the girls just began straight laughing at.
"Today we are going to be finding out if the sidemen are liars oh yes folabi is back, go tell a friend or a lion in the jungle"
"Obviously this would'nt be a video of mine if there wasn't a punishment" he proceeded to pull out a bag full of items that jj was going to be hitting them with if they lied to him
"DONT YOU LIE TO ME OR I BEAT YOU"
Ethan was first up sat in the seat he seemed quite chill about it.
"Have you ever stolen" jj asked
"Yes"
"Ahhh you a bad boy then?"
He asked making the whole room laugh turns out ethan was telling the truth
"Josh have you ever done anal?" He asked. The whole group began laughing like crazy whilst Freya was there putting her hands up
"No no" said josh
"How long have you been together?"
"9 years"
"And you've never been tempted?"
"I've been tempted" he said and eveyone began laughing Freya was their hands in her head
It was now Harry's turn
"Are you addicted to drugs?
"Nah nah I don't think"
"Are you sure"
"Yes I'm not addicted"
Lucy was glad to hear he wasn't addicted but she knew he was on the verge.
"You are telling the truth"
"Harry have you ever done anal?"
"What taken it or.."
"HARRY" shouted tobi and eveyone began belly laughing again
"have you ever done anal I didn't ask for specifics" said a disgusted jj
"Ah yes yes mate i have" he said shyly and the room burst into laughter
"He is uh telling the truth" said jj
"Go on boggo" said Ethan
The video went on and vik ended up getting hit with a paddle board.

It was now time for jj's video for his Channel and talia was sat in the chair first.
"What's up you guys it's ksi olajide bt how are we all doing surprise it's not a Reddit video but today we're doing a lie detector test with the wonderful talia mar Freya nightingale gee nelly and Lucy davis"
The girls all wooed throwing their hands up and smiling at the camera.
"So how this is gonna work is I'm gonna ask 3 questions and then the audience are gonna ask 3 oh yes the sidemen are in the audience haha let's begin"
"Are you nervous talia?" He asked
"A little I can't lie" she said showing her hand that was shaking
"Are you in a relationship with simon minter"
"Yes"
"Truth"
"Is simon good in bed" he asked laughing
" I don't know you tell me" she said and eveyone began laughing
"Proof ksi mon is real talia is a coverup"
Said tobi
"Gonna be keemstars new video" said josh
Jj asked another question about wether she thought simon was the settler in which she replied yes and it being true. It was the groups turn to ask questions and Simon asked the first
"Are you with me for my money" he said giggling
"Mate I have my own money no" she said
"Boss butch!" Shouted Freya
"Do you think any of the other sidemen are fit?" Said ethan winking
"Oi ethan forgetting she's my girlfriend" said Simon laughing
"No never" she said
"Truth"
Tobi asked one more question and Freya and gee had just finished they just asked questions about their boyfriends and that. It was finally Lucy's turn.
"Last but not least lucy how you feeling"
"I'm pretty chill I can't lie" she said smiling
"Okay first question have you ever thought about getting with Simon since you've known each other for so long?"
"No never ew" she said she'd always seen Simon as a brother
Lucy's POV:
"Is there anything going on between you and Harry?"
I sat there gobsmacked and laughed it was a little funny
"No mate I don't think so" I said smiling I looked at Harry who was smiling at me too.
"She is telling the truth" said jj
"Oo oo do you think Harry's fit?" Said jj excited smiling as Harry had hes knees tucked into his chest
"You better be bleeping the name out" I laughed
"Yeah I will go on is he fit ?"
"I mean i can't lie so yeahhh" I laughed Harry was fit his bright blue eyes his smile that could make anyone faint in a heart beat.
"She is telling the truth" he said smiling
I looked over to Harry and saw him ruffling his hair smiling as Ethan beside him kept tormenting him about it.
"Audience your turn" said jj and Ethan put his hand up
"Lucy have you ever done anal?" He said
"Fucks sake yes yes I have" I did it once hated it never again and I cannot believe I was saying this in camera
"OH SHIT SHES TELLING THE TRUTH" said jj laughing and jumping out of his seat
"Shit Lucy thought you were innocent". Said Simon shocked at me I just began laughing
"Probs was bog he said he's done anal"
"Fucks sake lads" said Harry laughing