Lunar: oh shoot- I spoke English please don't kill me.
Me: prepare to die!!!!
Lunar: pulls out unicorn.*
Lunar: no you!!
Me: I live in the abyss try to get me.
Lunar: Unicorn!!!! Stomp em!!!!!!!!
Me: pulls them out of the abyss so they don't die.*
Me: do you realize that I'm dead, and the abyss has no oxygen!!!! You'll turn to stone like the others!!!!
Bf: walks to the abyss.*
Me: so you have chosen death!!!!!
Bf: yes I have, *summons ze wardo.*
Me: well I tried to warn you.
Bf: who's gonna hit first.
Me: the fact that the abyss has no oxygen... and it's physically impossible for you to breath here.
Bf: I have a space suit on bish.
Me: and I'm dead...
Bf: it's okay I will give you one hit...
Me: I'm a ghost.
Bf: wait for real.
Me: the portal closes as the next universe quake arrives,* your gonna have to survive this...
Bf: Kay.
Me: by the way this universe has shattered and yet it's still colliding with another universe.
Skid: why is the earth shaking?
Kapi: I don't know but it's scary.
Skid: what is happening?
Bf: well I'm screwed.
The ground starts rapidly glitching and breaking apart.*
Bf: oh snap.
Me: BTW hi guys I think we're gonna die, me again and this idiot is having his first time.
Bf: turns into sans.
Me: well that solves our little oxygen problem.
Skid: is running as the world is breaking apart.* ahhhhhhh!!
Bf(ink): wanna play chess.
Me: sure.
Poki: Kyle? Hug?
Kyle: um sure. *cues the hesitant Kyle hug.*
Kapi: put a fishbowl on skid.
Skid: giggles.* nice.
Kapi: guess I'll die.
Ink: makes a chess board.
Skid: I'm confused now.
Me: looks up from chessboard.* how did all of you get into the abyss?
Ink: huh?
Are you cultured: this is interesting.
Me: yeah how did everybody get into the abyss?
Are you cultured: IDK.
Ink: huh.
Me: anyways let's get back to chess while everyone is goofing off during a universe quake.
Kapi: pulls out double dance pad.
Me: let's go!!!!
Me: *Kicks everyone out of the abyss.* your destroying my home!!!!!
Me: anyways I'm just gonna fix the abyss again. *closes portal.*
Poki: anyways, I'm dead.
Me: because theirs no air in the abyss.
Me: anyways!!!! Bye!!!!!
Me: I should really fix this place, I mean I am a minor god, the least I could do is add air here so people don't suffocate.

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Universes calling (a former FNF MHA crossover. This book is now mine.)
Fanfic(This story should only be on Wattpad.) The sixth wall has been broken... the creator is dying... the Metaverse has begun.