Not again:((officially cannon.))

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Lunar: oh shoot- I spoke English please don't kill me.

Me: prepare to die!!!!

Lunar: pulls out unicorn.*

Lunar: no you!!

Me: I live in the abyss try to get me.

Lunar: Unicorn!!!! Stomp em!!!!!!!!

Me: pulls them out of the abyss so they don't die.*

Me: do you realize that I'm dead, and the abyss has no oxygen!!!! You'll turn to stone like the others!!!!

Bf: walks to the abyss.*

Me: so you have chosen death!!!!!

Bf: yes I have, *summons ze wardo.*

Me: well I tried to warn you.

Bf: who's gonna hit first.

Me: the fact that the abyss has no oxygen... and it's physically impossible for you to breath here.

Bf: I have a space suit on bish.

Me: and I'm dead...

Bf: it's okay I will give you one hit...

Me: I'm a ghost.

Bf: wait for real.

Me: the portal closes as the next universe quake arrives,* your gonna have to survive this...

Bf: Kay.

Me: by the way this universe has shattered and yet it's still colliding with another universe.

Skid: why is the earth shaking?

Kapi: I don't know but it's scary.

Skid: what is happening?

Bf: well I'm screwed.

The ground starts rapidly glitching and breaking apart.*

Bf: oh snap.

Me: BTW hi guys I think we're gonna die, me again and this idiot is having his first time.

Bf: turns into sans.

Me: well that solves our little oxygen problem.

Skid: is running as the world is breaking apart.* ahhhhhhh!!

Bf(ink): wanna play chess.

Me: sure.

Poki: Kyle? Hug?

Kyle: um sure. *cues the hesitant Kyle hug.*

Kapi: put a fishbowl on skid.

Skid: giggles.* nice.

Kapi: guess I'll die.

Ink: makes a chess board.

Skid: I'm confused now.

Me: looks up from chessboard.* how did all of you get into the abyss?

Ink: huh?

Are you cultured: this is interesting.

Me: yeah how did everybody get into the abyss?

Are you cultured: IDK.

Ink: huh.

Me: anyways let's get back to chess while everyone is goofing off during a universe quake.

Kapi: pulls out double dance pad.

Me: let's go!!!!

Me: *Kicks everyone out of the abyss.* your destroying my home!!!!!

Me: anyways I'm just gonna fix the abyss again. *closes portal.*

Poki: anyways, I'm dead.

Me: because theirs no air in the abyss.

Me: anyways!!!! Bye!!!!!

Me: I should really fix this place, I mean I am a minor god, the least I could do is add air here so people don't suffocate.

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