I got bored so I used an incorrect quote generator. Here are the ones I found the most accurate and funny.
1.
Courtney: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Beth: Several traffic violations.
Yolanda: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Rick : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Nate: Also, that's not our car.
2.
Courtney: You're a loose cannon, Rick.
Rick: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Yolanda: I think you play by your own rules.
Beth : No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Courtney: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Rick: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Nate is a loose cannon.
Nate: *smashes a chair*
3.
Courtney: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Yolanda: 'Prettiest Smile'
Beth: 'Nicest Personality'
Rick : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Nate: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
4.
Courtney: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Beth: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Yolanda: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Rick : I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Nate: My moral code, is that you?
Courtney:
Courtney: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
5.
Nate: *Accidentally hits Rook in the face*
Nate: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Nate: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Rook: What's wrong with you?!
6.
Nate: So that's my plan.
Rook: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Nate: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Rook: It fucking sucks.
Nate: That's not constructive criticism.
7.
Nate: What's up guys? I'm back.
Rook: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Nate: Death is a social construct.
8.
Nate: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?
Rook, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Nate:
Nate: fsh
9.
*Nate and Rook are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Rook: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Nate, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
10.
Nate: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Rook does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Kai: If Rook were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rook jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Nate: You jump off a cliff!
Kai: Gladly. Provided Rook did first.
YOU ARE READING
Stargirl
FanfictionNate Tennyson is the son of the long deceased Ben Tennyson. After many years, Nate finds his father's Omnitrix and becomes the new user. He befriends other successors of the former JSA.
