Honey Budder -- HeyImSky

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Things you need to know about the alternate universe in which this takes place:
-Team Crafted is still a thing
-Alesa doesn't exist
-since there are multiple Mitches, I'll refer to Bajancanadian as Mitch, and Strauberryjam as Straub.

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It all started when The Benja recorded a UHC with TheCampingRusher. From there he became good friends with Graser, and through Graser he met Strauberryjam, who led him to Bee. That's what led us to standing where we are now; at Pax East, standing in front of the convention center in a huge crowd. In front of the masses of fans are a group of people who are standing up on a concrete platform, some holding vlogging cameras, the others just waving at their viewers. Mitch calls these people the CubeSMP. apparently they play on a server together, kind of like HowToMinecraft or ArtifactSMP. Beside me, Mitch calls out to them. "Rusher!!!! Brayden, Buddy!!!! Yo!!" The noise makes me jump, since in the mass of fans, Mitch has been pushed up against me this entire time. I hear a low pitched shout of "Hey dood!" From one of the guys on the platform, and at his hand gesture, Mitch is suddenly pulling me foreword, through the sea of people, and to the base of the platform. The moment we reach it, Brayden puts his hand out to pull Mitch up. I'm left standing awkwardly on the ground, not knowing anyone. suddenly someone leans a hand down to help me. The hand is very feminine, with yellow and black striped nail polish, and flawless skin. I look at the holder of the hand and see quite possibly the most beautiful girl in the entire universe. Her brown hair flutters around her shoulders, and her eyes twinkle with her smile. I shake myself out of my stupefied trance and smile back at her as I accept her hand. She pulls me up so that she is standing on my left and Mitch is on my right. The latter leans over to me, whispering, "So I see you've met Bee." I grin at him and nod. He smirks and turns to address the crowd. "Hey guys!" He calls out loudly. I pale considerably at what he might say. "Bee and Sky just met." The crowd screams and I here declarations of love for one or both of us, emanating from many points in the crowd. Mitch holds his hand up for silence and the crowd quiets down. "I have a question for you two." Mitch says, turning to us, but still speaking loudly enough to maintain the attention of the audience. "fire away mate!" Says Bee, and it almost die at how cute her accent is, but I settle myself with nodding at Mitch. "alright." he says. "on the count of three, I want you both to tell me the true word for gold." The audience and all the cube guys burst out laughing, but Bee and I both look at eachother, perplexed. "ONE!" I hear Mitch yell.
"TWO!" The crowd is at a low murmur as they prepare for our answers.
"THREE!" Mitch yells, and I immediately blurt out my response. "BUDDER!" I yell, and then realize that Bee said something at the same time as me. "what?" I say, and she says it at the same time as me. "What did you say?" I ask. "Honey." she responds. "duh! I'm a Bee! What about you?" I laugh. "BUDDER! Duh! I'm a... a... I'm a- not really sure, but I love budder." She lets out an angelic laugh and grins at me. Suddenly Mitch puts his hand on my shoulder. "Now kiss." he says to the audience. they all crack up and Bee blushes and stares at the ground. I, on the other hand, smirk and kiss her cheek. I try to convince myself it's just for the fans but I know it's not. Mitch screams like a fangirl and the fangirls... well they also scream like fangirls...

Bee looks up at me in surprise and then smiles. "psht. Budder." she says sarcastically. "psht. honey." I respond, before realizing what I said. "did you just call me Honey?" She says, smirking. "what? No." I respond. "Budder all the way baby!" She laughs. "I'm sure we can get past our differences if we want to make this work." smirking, she winks at me, before kissing me again, this time on the lips. The fans go wild. When we pull away, I look into her eyes. From behind us, Mitch yells loudly.
"I now pronounce you, HONEY BUDDER!"

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