Mostly Minecraft -- A Youtuber Oneshot Book

The Truth of the Matter -- Merome

A little A/N before we start this thing off:

So! There was a little... situation... where my mom actually found this book. and as you may recall, there's a Kiani smut and  TheCampingDolphin smut in here...

That was awkward. But anyway my mom said that as long as its well written she likes it... XD

But that situation's out of the way. I got onto her phone and deleted the wattpad app and told her she wasn't allowed to read it, and I also changed my username and stuff so she can't find me.

So now I kinda wanna try again with the smut. I admire the people who can write it well, and I wanna get better at this stuff. I know... I'm weird... but I want you to request the most insane smut you can think of lol. I realized that both the ones I have right now are CubeSMP, so try to maybe request some other fandom, like The Sidemen or ThePack or something like that.

Ray, Becca, I want you to pretend that this account is not Leah's account. If you plan on reading anything past this chapter, it's a random person writing this and not your IRL friend lol. k? It's about to get weird...

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The only thing different about this AU is that Mitch and Jerome don't live together.

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The hate's ok. I can deal with people saying that I'm an idiot for ever trying to make "Minecraft Toys" a thing, or saying that this channel "Isn't what it used to be," and that the "new me" isn't entertaining. I'm pretty experienced at letting those comments slide through the database in my head without a second thought.

What I can't stand, however, is when people hate on Jerome. When I read the comments of a Merome duo video and see comments like "Mitch stop recording with the stupid big-nosed freak," or, "Mitch don't talk to Jerome or you'll catch his gayness," my face gets heated and I can feel red behind my eyes.

The stupid haters can't seem to figure it out. When Jerome made his coming out video, it was because I was too afraid. I told him that I was gay, but couldn't bring myself to make a video about it. Jerome tried to help me. He made a fake coming out video, even though he's straight, in order to maybe give me the courage to make one myself.

That was three months ago, and I still can't pull together the courage to make a video. It makes me sick that Jerome is getting all this hate and I'm getting away with none. Which leads me to where I am now, sitting in front of a camera, finally going to make my video.

Taking in a shaky breath, I try to find a way to stall. I look down at my phone and decide to text Jerome.

"Hey Biggums I'm finally making the vid. I'm sorry for putting you through all of this. I'm gonna tell the viewers that yours was just to help me ok?" Within seconds I see the bubbles that tell me that Jerome is typing. A text appears from the bacca.

"Wait Mitch, I'm coming over. I need to tell you something before you record the vid."

The text confuses me, but hey, it's another way to stall on making the video, so I respond with a quick "K" and walk downstairs to grab a snack.

The back door opens as I finish my granola bar. I look up to see Jerome walk in.

"Hey Biggums." I say, smiling at him weakly. He pulls out a chair from the kitchen table and ushers me to sit in it, and then pulls another chair out and sits on it himself, backwards, with his legs on either side of the backrest and his arms crossed over top of the wood. I sit down in the seat he pulled out for me.

"So Mitch. I haven't been completely honest with you." he starts off. I gulp nervously. "The coming out video I did wasn't fake. I guess you telling me you were gay just inspired me to make it."

"Wait." I say, confused. "So, you are gay? Why didn't you tell me? When did this happen?"

Jerome grins. "Well I kinda did tell you. I made a video about it." my jaw drops.

"B- but you told me that video was just to help me get the courage to make one!" I say in disbelief. The american shrugs.

"And it is. It was to help you make one. You just assumed it was fake. I would have told you I guess, but then I would've had to tell you something else as well..." He scratches the back of his neck awkwardly.

"and what would that be?" I say, smirking. I already have an idea of what it may be, and if it is what I think it is, then I'm not in the least bit unhappy. Jerome's cheeks redden and he looks down at the ground.

"I.. I er- uh..." He stutters. I smile at him.

"I have a proposal to make." I say officially. Jerome's head jolts up and he cocks it to the side, wondering what I will say.

"I no longer want to make a video coming out as gay." Jerome looks puzzled.

"But Mitch-" I cut him off with a gesture. He shuts up.

"as I said, I don't want to make a video coming out as gay, but I'm still gonna make a video. And you're gonna make it with me. wanna make Merome real, biggums? In other words, will you be my boyfriend?" I say, smiling. Jerome gasps and pushes his legs back, leaning his chair foreword and hugging me tightly.

"I would like nothing more Mitch." and with that he grabs my collar, pulling toward me so only two of his chair's legs are touching the ground, and kisses me.

I melt into the kiss, putting my arms around his neck and pulling him even closer to me. when we pull away, I stare into Jerome's eyes. Suddenly they widen and I hear the screech of a chair leg, followed by Jerome falling to the floor clumsily.

Jerome looks at me from the floor, and at the same moment we both crack up. My giggles eventually turn into wheezes when I'm out of breath, and tears of laughter fill my eyes. I lay down next to the bacca on the tiled floor, and we lie together, holding hands and laughing.

Merome is real, and I couldn't be happier.