Mostly Minecraft -- A Youtuber Oneshot Book

Fanfiction -- Sidemen FriendShip

For UmbreTheWriter

Simon groaned, flipping back to the front cover of his notebook.

"Wa's wrong?" Vik leans over his shoulder, his mouth full of cereal. Simon rolls his eyes.

"I have to write sidemen fanfic for my next sketch. The thing is I have no idea how." Vik has to avert his gaze to prevent from dropping his cereal in his fit of giggles. Josh walks into the room with an near empty red bull, and raises an eyebrow at Vik. The younger swallows his cereal quickly and chokes out between laughs

"Simon has to write kinky sidemen smut!" Before bursting into laughter again. Simon spits out a sip of water he had just taken.

"That's not what I said! I mean- it's sorta true, but c'mon man!" He says through a smile. Josh lets out a laugh of his own before saying,

"Yo dude can you make me daddy af?" He asks excitedly. Vik bursts out laughing again as Simon yells, "I'm not taking requests!"

Josh pulls his best puppy-dog-eyes and looks at Simon.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pleeeeeaaase?"

"Fine." Simon says, rolling his eyes. He jots something down in his notebook as Josh yells "YES!" loud enough to bring JJ to the kitchen.

"What's going on?" He asks, raising an eyebrow, and Vik grins.

"Simon's writing freaky Sidemen fanfic." He says, and Josh jumps up on a spinny kitchen stool.

"And I get to be daddy af!" He yells. JJ looks from Simon, to Vik, to Josh, and promptly cracks up.

"Dude!" He says breathlessly, getting up and leaning on the table. "Can I like... whip you and shit?" He asks, staring at Simon and cracking up again at the look on Simon's face, his eyes widened in mock surprise and one eyebrow raised.

"Ok fine." He says when Simon doesn't write anything in his book. "At least let me gag Vik."

"At least he would finally shut up!" Josh pipes in. Simon tilts his head, thinking, and grins, writing the idea down, ignoring Vik's comical protests.

"Ok fine! If you're gonna be like that than I at least want cat ears." Vik says, shoving another spoonful of cereal into his mouth playfully. JJ squints at him.

"I could see that. That'd actually be kinda hot." He says, managing to keep a straight face for about ten seconds before laughing hysterically in his classic fashion, slapping a hand down repeatedly on the granite tabletop. Vik face palms and groans.

"Ooh! We're talking about Vik now?" Josh says, smiling playfully. "I want Vik tied up!" Simon's eyebrow raised and he cocks his head to the side.

"You wot mate?" He asks Josh, who just grins. Their passive-aggressive battle is cut off as the door bursts open, revealing the other three sidemen, who were all taking a day to hang out at the house.

"Yo Tobi." JJ says, before even greeting his friend. "Do you prefer Vik tied up or with cat ears?"

Vik groans through his giggles, hiding his head in his arms as Josh pats his shoulder through fits of laughter. Tobi grins confusedly but answers "both, man, why do you ask?" Which leads to more groans from Vik and the others bursting out laughing.

"Simon's writing gay sex and he needs ideas." More chuckles ensue, along with Simon's protests of "it's for a video!!!"

"Dude why does Tobi get Vik?" Harry demands exuberantly. "I want Vik!" He grabs one of Vik's arms, but just as fast Tobi grabs the other.

"I can't! I can't even!" Vik says through his laughter, as Josh decides to grab his legs and the three lift him into the air.

"Keep fighting dickheads. As long as I get Mini-Bae I'm happy." Ethan says, sliding an arm around Simon.

"Dude you are so gay." JJ says straight faced, before snorting and bursting into laughter again. Ethan yanks his arm away from Simon, and breaks out into his classic laugh, yelling "I'm not!" Followed by "Fine Simon! If you're going to be like that than I'll just fuck Vik.

"Yo man, that doesn't actually make it any less gay!" JJ cachinnates, but joins Ethan in jumping on top of Vik, who had somehow managed to get dog piled by the other three. Simon stands up from his chair.

"Chill guys! you can all fuck Vik, but I think you're actually like... suffocating him now." He grins. The sidemen rolls off of Vik one by one, and stand over him. Vik wheezes loudly, spread eagle on the floor, but grinning.

"hey guys who the fuck decided I was gonna be the bottom? I can be manly! What if I want to dominate the shit out of all of you!"

The rest of the sidemen just laugh.

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Can't you picture something like this happening?!